My name is Petra of Arachne! I am a pun-tastic heroine with a divine mission, guided by the goddess Arellya Jakyll, to use humor in fighting against the evil. I aim to bring laughter and cheer to humanity and inhumanity – and I hope you find my punny and goofy style of saving the day as delightful as it is epic!
I swear to slay evil and malicious jokes wherever they may be found, and I will not rest until my mission is complete!
One of my biggest passions is baking, and I am always coming up with new and punny delicious recipes.
My pet, Baloo (a ballpoint penguin), has been with me after a month I was started, he is my trusted companion and pet, and we’ve faced many challenges together. He is also a source of comfort and levity when the times are tough. He is small and adorable, and he never fails to cheer me up when I’m feeling down, even when I failed him very soon in his life and now he’s leveless after only been level 11.
I wouldn’t trade him for anything in the world, and I am so grateful to have such a loyal and loving friend by my side. Baloo is one of the best things that has ever happened to me, and he’s truly my best friend and always will be.
Chronicles:
- Once when I was a youngling, I was confronted by a bandit holding up my grandma. He threatened to kill her if I didn’t hand over all our possessions. Rather than submit to the thug’s demands, I used my superior humor skills to defeat the bandit in a “yo mama” battle and save my grandma.
Jokes (ATTENTION: They’re mostly bad jokes):
Two muffins in an oven.
One turns to the other and says “boy, it sure is hot in here!”
To witch the other replies “AHH, IT’S A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you call a group of bad bakers?
Doughboys.
What do you call a funny heroine?
Humorine.
What happens when the Moon eats too much?
She becomes a Full Moon.
Yo Mama so old she’s the reason they call it the Big Bang.
What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
Lost (This joke is so bad even a penguin wouldn’t laugh).
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just weaved.
When does a joke turn into a ‘dad joke’?
When it becomes apparent.