February 16th 2018 21:41 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Zillah gets 83391 gold coins, a log for the ark, an Enigma machine, an armor cooling system, a slice of heaven, a winning formula, a box with a question mark, a zen energy pouch, Bertrand’s teapot, a disharmonica, a token of friendship, a portable drawbridge, a godvoice jammer and a pre-paid indulgence card. Plain Dude Down Here left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 27731 coins in total as a consolation prize.
16:47 The Epic Tale of Zillah, the Renowned, to whom Apsalar granted powers untold.
Seven towns quarrel to claim him as their own, but Trollbridge speaks true. Many a tale is told of Sooba “Harsh”, the lava lamb whose loyalty knows no bounds. Frequently observed inciting monsters against his foes, yet maintains high regard among surviving friends. And verily, he cherishes the cup of rage that dwells within his knapsack. He hath perfected the art of “bad breath” to heights yet unseen by mortal eyes. The gathering of thieves who prowl by night, known as “Fairy Tail”, hath named him brother. So speaks the legend, from mountain to sea.
14:09 Bravely bold Sir Zillah, blessed with the divine fury of Apsalar.
Amongst the brothers and sisters of “Fairy Tail” doth he make his dwelling. Many a tale is told of Sooba “Cheerful”, the lava lamb whose loyalty knows no bounds. The bards of San Satanos sing tales of his deeds, though most be tavern brawls. Haunts the dreams of monsters, appearing in a coffin wearing white slippers. A collector of curiosities most peculiar: both guarantee of dissatisfaction and spinal extension cord. This parchment itself shall bear no more tales of him, lest it crumble under their weight.