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Neglios 4

level 112

Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?

Age 5 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild Asylum
(psykelogikyl)
Monsters Killed about 372 thousand
Death Count 48
Wins / Losses 725 / 682
Temple Completed at 08/21/2014
Ark Completed at 06/15/2015 (403.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 12/06/2017
Savings 26M, 891k (89.6%)
Pet Thesaurus rex Ennui 45th level

Equipment

Weapon stratospear +125
Shield blame deflector +123
Head earmuffs of selective deafness +124
Body trustier bustier +123
Arms going-going gauntlets +123
Legs moon walkers +125
Talisman unicorn hunting license +125

Skills

  • beer belly level 114
  • clinical strike level 112
  • explosive character level 111
  • intimate tickling level 107
  • save-load level 106
  • forced generosity level 100
  • self-propelled feet level 95
  • electrostatic discharge level 87
  • full throttle level 78
  • awkward silence level 62

Pantheons

Gratitude77
Might263
Templehood10356
Gladiatorship304
Storytelling288
Mastery711
Taming249
Survival47
Savings41
Arkeology70
Catch23
Unity8
Popularity8
Duelery9
Adventure7

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Raider
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Coach, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Neglios — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He is a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubs.

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My go-to voices:
Don’t just be yourself. Be the exact opposite of yourself
I feel like you never listen to me anymore
This is not the greatest voice in the world. This is just a tribute
If you want to be punished, just ignore this voice
Make me proud, my loyal hero! Or if that is too much to ask, at least make me less ashamed
I regret to inform you that you are not a real person. You are just another Keleios alt
You are a complete failure. But you are my complete failure

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05:16 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.

Day 1672  g.e. (12/7/14)

08:14 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Felix into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

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Day 1643 g.e. (11/8/14)

Neglios – 47th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥? ®”, stands at the 169th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. We’ve had many reports that a Tentacula has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

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09:32 AM
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

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06:47 PM A preacher for a false god said, “Whatever else you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, refuse to master reverse psychology!” The nerve of that idolater! I’m gonna go ahead and do it just to spite him.

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05:58 PM When did I last see my piece of mind…? Oh, whatever, I’ll find another one.

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01:37 Just saw a well cleaner ride past me in a solid gold carriage. How do they make so much money?

01:40 Dropped a dozen coins down an old well and wished to return home alive.

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06:03 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Franklin the noble performing strange acts with some jail bait!

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06:10 When I finally dispatched the Heavenlowerer, Felix tore its head off and found a dead brain cell.

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09:34 AM Tried using reverse psychology on the Reverse Psychologist. Now it thinks that it’s a hero and I’m a monster, but we’re still fighting as a result.

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03:19 AM They said only an idiot would try to educate the village idiot. I guess they were right: after all the travels and blood, I only got a demon’s heart and 549 coins.

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An old man told me nothing is impossible. Obviously he never tried to make the possible impossible

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Need to cancel my appointment with the dentist. The Orthodontisaur just knocked out my bad tooth.

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Ran out of breadcrumbs, so I dropped my bag of navigational breadcrumbs to complete the trail.

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07:52 PM Spotted what looked like a duck and quacked like a duck, but on closer inspection turned out to be a Teraducktyl. I sense a fight looming.

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Another Evil Twin appeared in front of me that resembles one I defeated yesterday, only much, much bigger. I think it wants revenge…

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The trader bamboozled the hero and got his free sample for free…

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During this turn Quasidodo managed to create a magnum opus and gained health from the sense of deep artistic fulfillment.