Ash to Ash
Fire to Fire
Those who all hate me
cry forever …
You hate me, i know it. Yes, i am a hulk. And might be a afk(in ur eyes, though i am actually always 100% active). And might be the very reason why u failed the dungeon. And u might be very pissed that u have to heal every 10 steps whereas i can come out of dungeon alive even without using ANY gp. Yes, i am aware of it. Then what? Is it something u can blame me for? Something u can hate me for? If yes, then please continue. I won’t bother with you. Have a nice day.
PS:If u were nice enough to read the chronicles do pm me, i really like chatting with people …
Long time ago, countless seconds back, there was a hero who completed his temple and was sent to dungeon due to God’s overflowing happiness as soon as it became available. But due to his team being inactive, and he not even knowing what “D” in dungeon means, kept on hitting bottommost wall thinking that we have to smash that wall, then a boss will appear who we will fight and kill and then take treasure… But a few charges and 100th step later, he was kicked out, with no idea what happened .. That was when he got the habit of being acting afk and stealthily deliberately hitting bosses to kill team members ..
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.
Day 2055 G.E. ^^
I was just about to defeat the Santa Claws when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sparky. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
Day 2057 G.E ^^
Felt a burning desire to disassemble the continuum transfunctioner. Found something unbelievable inside — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 100!
(Premature level up at 99% xp bar)
Day 2464 G.E ^^
I didn’t expect to fish out a golden brick. The brick didn’t expect it either.
Hid under a huge cloud so my Lord won’t see me using the golden brick as bait.
Max savings :
Deposited 48868 coins in my bank account for the next time sobriety looms.
Waste machine :
A wandering master came by and taught me all about how to identify con men. It was very useful training, and he only charged 16414 coins.
Spent 21623 gold coins to bail Inner Cat Keeper out of the local jail for public drunkenness. Drinks all night then gets three squares and a cot to sleep it off… some folks get all the luck.
My “eye scream” skill has been upgraded to level 79! Paid 39934 gold coins for the training.
Can’t remember a thing from last night’s session in “Khaki-colored Dragon”. Must’ve been good as I’ve just woken up in a bamboo grove… with two confused looking moles… and 16019 gold coins missing.
My “quantum leap” skill has been upgraded to level 52! Paid 26528 coins for the training.
Met a wandering master. In exchange for 40505 coins, he helped to train my “eye scream” skill to level 80. Cool!
Donated 12300 gold coins to priests in your name, Soul Supreme. I always wondered: do your priests have to work as hard as I do? How can I get a cushy job like that?
Lost 11158 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!