11:34 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.
Day 2055 G.E. ^^
04:08 PM I was just about to defeat the Santa Claws when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sparky. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
Day 2057 G.E ^^