02:14 AM The Retired Boss Monster claimed to be a great fan of mine. It couldn’t quote any of my diary phrases though, so I killed the liar and obtained a paper plane.
01:48 AM The doctor told me the only way to take my mind off drinking was to learn to draw a perfect circle. I’m off to prove him wrong.
05:43 PM This was a really tough mission. I’d better use a compass next time!
My quest to learn to draw a perfect circle was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
06:24 PM Notes from the arena: In the red corner of the arena — Jmaster. In the blue corner — Vaelyn. The judge makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.
06:35 PM Notes from the arena: Vaelyn is on his knees. Jmaster salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2472 gold coins and a golden brick.
First duel win in quite some time, I always forget I started one
12:14 AM A bright light flashed and the Photoshoplifter turned inside out, then exploded. That was just a bit disturbing, Exalted One.
Hey don’t complain when I help
09:30 PM The sun shone brightly down from the sky and blinded me. The intensity swept me out of my body. Looking around, I found myself standing in an endless field of grass. A benevolent spirit appeared and winked at me. When I returned to my body, I felt renewed.
Everyone needs a boost.
10:13 PM Saw a hero unsuccessfully begging a monster to spare his life. A shame really, since a true hero knows the secret is to grovel on his knees. Amateurs. Show them the errors of their ways Jmaster!!
10:14 PM A ray of light improved my looks instead of my health. Thanks, Almighty… I think.
I just better not get anymore complaints about not having a girlfriend jerk!
01:49 AM Exalted One, are you enjoying your existence while I do all the dirty work? Why yes. Yes I am.
01:49 AM It’s pitch black. Am I going to be eaten by a grue or something?
And there is your proof of it Lol.
01:00 AM A mysterious admirer bought me a pint of beer at the pub. After immediately skulling it, I noticed “Would you find a mountain of numbers and sum it for me?” engraved in tiny script on the bottom of the glass. Oh, the trials and tribulations I must endure for my fans!
Ya gotta pay the cost to be the boss
05:07 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Most Righteous One.
Finally finished the ark
03:22 PM A little pink cloud descended in front of me. I reached out to touch it and withdrew a handful of cotton candy! Spent the next few minutes in utter bliss. Yum yum!
So that means you sharing right?