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Jmaster 5

level 119

C'est la vie

Age 8 years 10 months
Personality gentle
Guild RideTheLightning
(headbanger)
Monsters Killed about 655 thousand
Death Count 192
Wins / Losses 13 / 15
Temple Completed at 04/02/2016
Ark Completed at 12/19/2017 (391.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/12/2020
Book Written at 02/23/2024
Souls Gathered 2.9%
Savings 22M, 302k (74.3%)
Pet Grounded hog Simba 41st level
Boss Catastroflea with 81% of power

Equipment

Weapon interscepter +133
Shield lucky blanket +131
Head ear trumpet +131
Body trenchcoat of arms +130
Arms disposable thumbs +133
Legs all-terrain rollerblades +131
Talisman hopeless diamond +133

Skills

  • flying bird level 122
  • eye scream level 116
  • bad breath level 112
  • tooth sampling level 111
  • selfish interest level 106
  • lossy compression level 106
  • effect of the groundhog level 103
  • brain dilution level 101
  • foot massage level 93
  • elbow bite level 88

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude4103
Might1994
Templehood15563
Mastery1952
Taming1211
Survival1368
Savings1743
Creation2976
Arkeology1715
Catch1467
Wordcraft1351
Soulfulness1344
Unity256
Popularity154
Duelery541

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

02:14 AM The Retired Boss Monster claimed to be a great fan of mine. It couldn’t quote any of my diary phrases though, so I killed the liar and obtained a paper plane.

01:48 AM The doctor told me the only way to take my mind off drinking was to learn to draw a perfect circle. I’m off to prove him wrong.

05:43 PM This was a really tough mission. I’d better use a compass next time!
My quest to learn to draw a perfect circle was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

06:24 PM Notes from the arena: In the red corner of the arena — Jmaster. In the blue corner — Vaelyn. The judge makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.

06:35 PM Notes from the arena: Vaelyn is on his knees. Jmaster salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2472 gold coins and a golden brick.
First duel win in quite some time, I always forget I started one

12:14 AM A bright light flashed and the Photoshoplifter turned inside out, then exploded. That was just a bit disturbing, Exalted One.
Hey don’t complain when I help

09:30 PM The sun shone brightly down from the sky and blinded me. The intensity swept me out of my body. Looking around, I found myself standing in an endless field of grass. A benevolent spirit appeared and winked at me. When I returned to my body, I felt renewed.
Everyone needs a boost.

10:13 PM Saw a hero unsuccessfully begging a monster to spare his life. A shame really, since a true hero knows the secret is to grovel on his knees. Amateurs. Show them the errors of their ways Jmaster!!

10:14 PM A ray of light improved my looks instead of my health. Thanks, Almighty… I think.
I just better not get anymore complaints about not having a girlfriend jerk!

01:49 AM Exalted One, are you enjoying your existence while I do all the dirty work? Why yes. Yes I am.

01:49 AM It’s pitch black. Am I going to be eaten by a grue or something?
And there is your proof of it Lol.

01:00 AM A mysterious admirer bought me a pint of beer at the pub. After immediately skulling it, I noticed “Would you find a mountain of numbers and sum it for me?” engraved in tiny script on the bottom of the glass. Oh, the trials and tribulations I must endure for my fans!
Ya gotta pay the cost to be the boss

05:07 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Most Righteous One.
Finally finished the ark

03:22 PM A little pink cloud descended in front of me. I reached out to touch it and withdrew a handful of cotton candy! Spent the next few minutes in utter bliss. Yum yum!
So that means you sharing right?