When I named him Maximus- the-Brave I didn’t realize how ironic it was
09:37 AM They say a coward dies a thousand times, but a hero dies just once. I guess that makes me a coward.
02:20 AM Somehow, I must have left my courage in another pair of pants. The Lost Action Hero graciously allowed me to depart so I could search for it.
08:36 PM Don’t panic, Maximus- the-Brave… That Pentagoon is probably more scared of you than… Who am I kidding? I’m making a run for it!
01:44 AM In the name of my Lady, I swear that as soon as I put two milestones between the Battle Rattlesnake and myself, I will start to show more courage!
01:47 AM After the Deliverator punched me in the face, I stunned it with my most amazing skill: running away.
03:07 AM Left a Maximus- the-Brave cardboard cut-out for the Purple Hero Eater to attack while I bravely sprinted away.
06:50 AM I didn’t retreat from my last battle with the Zombie’s Ghost. I just advanced in the opposite direction.
03:01 AM I managed to fight the Doom Shroom without breaking a sweat. Drenched myself while I was fleeing from it though.