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|Date = March 27,2017
|Time = 12:26 AM
|Day = Tuesday
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|Flipped through the Godville Times.
|Apparently,the new phrase of the week is:
|“Ok, ok.. geez I was just tryna help!”
|you’re front page news,Great One!
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MARCH 22, 2018 THURSDAY
11:36 PM
Saw a paper with the headline, “Work on the creation as well, hero”, Great One! You’re front page news!
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March 12, 2018 THURSDAY
01:56 AM
Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Sorry I have been playing bingo!”, Almighty!
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FEB.24, 2018 SATURDAY
09:13 PM
An epic but short burst of music played mysteriously, and the words “Level Up!” appeared above my head in glorious 3D. Seems I’m level 22 now!
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FEB. 9, 2018 FRIDAY
11:08 AM
Saw J Doggy Dog lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
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FEB.1,2017
THURSDAY
01:53 AM
Quested for several hours to join “Marshmallow Clouds” guild before I remembered the membership card in my pocket. Man, I hope they don’t hear about this at the Guild Hall — they’ll never let me live it down!
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10:56 AM
You know, my Goddess, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Don’t listen to the doctor hero,your goddess is all you need!”, around as a prayer.
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JANUARY 29,2018
Monday
02:10 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
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09:06 PM
Luminous One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard how a choir was singing a song with the words “Be gentle and kind, My hero. Have faith in me…” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
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Jan. 24, 2018
12:43 AM I’m just going to convince myself that the stuff missing from my inventory won’t be used for random blasphemies. It’s for a good cause, right, Almighty?
(I HAVE USED HIS INVENTORY FOR THE PURPOSE OF BINGO MATTERS…)oops…
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∆°HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018!!°∆
01-01-2018
02:42 AM Thought about doing something really nice for you, my Lady. Didn’t actually bother doing it, knowing it’s the thought that counts. You’re welcome.
02:56 AM I yelled “IM ATHEIST THNK GOD 4THT!” on the mountaintops, but the echoes came back as “ Visit the Charterhouse.”
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Year of 2017
12:56 AM I was resting under a tree when a little girl in a red hood and her grandmother came by trying to sell a wolf’s skin.
12-17-2017
10:18 AM While I was searching for the medicine dropper of holy water, somebody dropped 1557 coins from a passing cloud. Bingo?
04:19 PM Being dead is so boring… I’ve already hummed all the songs I know.
06:10 PM My life insurance agent wants to know whether my latest death qualifies as “accidental” or “work-related”.
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12-18-2017
03:00 AM I was resurrected in a metropolitan temple by the will of the Almighty. Thank you, Great One!
03:11 AM Trïëd tö mäke my dïäry löök mörë ïnternätïönäl by äddïng ïn ëxträ döts.
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12-19-2017
08:13 AM The trader told me that playing dumb wouldn’t help me get a good price for my deus ex machina. After wasting half an hour using diagrams and sing-along songs to try to help me understand, he gave up and tearfully handed over 1054 gold coins.
02:28 PM I yelled “IM ATHEIST THNK GOD 4THT!” on the mountaintops, but the echoes came back as “KICK, PUNCH A SLAM!!.”
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12-24-2017
CHRISTMAS EVE
12:03 PM Here I am, standing at the entrance of this deep cave. Who is that idiot inside repeating all the things I shout?
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12-27-2017
03:06 PM The entries in this diary do not necessarily reflect the views of my goddess or the Godville Administrators.
03:19 PM Fell down a hill, hitting the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll.