09:29 AM I’m ALIVE! It’s a miracle!
04:03 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Leeching Skilled Bossquito! Kervil added 2094 gold coins, a lucky paw of the Bossquito, a pound of torque, an extinction cord, a grenade pin, an ACME black hole and a crazy train ticket to his bag.
10:39 PM The trader saw my honey pot and started mopping the sweat off his brow. Looking around frantically, he shoved 314 gold coins at me under the counter and hid the thing in the back room. Hmmm… Should I report that?
09:27 PM Reached level 51. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
08:36 AM Was just about to finish off the Ninja Pirate when I spotted Death lurking in the shadows, waiting to claim the beast. Looking back, it was probably a mistake to high-five him.
09:25 AM The Immunogoblin suddenly froze mid-strike. Not sure what to do, I spell-checked my diary, played fetch with Sparky, and counted my coins. Upon reanimating, it thanked me for being an honorable hero by not killing it while it was helpless. Darn! Why didn’t I think of that earlier?
10:22 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Most Righteous One.