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Lexandrias 659

level 135
trader level 7

Leave no stone unturned

Age 9 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild League of Adjudicators
(master)
Monsters Killed about 755 thousand
Death Count 94
Wins / Losses 9 / 2
Temple Completed at 03/13/2016
Ark Completed at 09/04/2017 (450.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 09/25/2019
Book Written at 08/02/2022
Souls Gathered 75.3%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Stag of holding Bolt 37th level
Boss Omnipoet with 171% of power

Equipment

Weapon budget cutter +149
Shield wheel of time +149
Head crypto-mining helmet +150
Body yellow-brick robe +149
Arms not-so-smart watch +149
Legs clogs of stealth +151
Talisman firewallet +150

Skills

  • disarming smile level 155
  • mountain moving level 140
  • chakra bending level 128
  • mosquito roar level 127
  • sober view level 126
  • drunken rampage level 122
  • radioportation level 117
  • mating contact level 116
  • knight's move level 113
  • toe-bite level 111

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator
  • ⓵ Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity

Pantheons

Gratitude657
Might423
Templehood14996
Mastery916
Taming1864
Survival137
Savings770
Arkeology1374
Catch1106
Wordcraft185
Soulfulness117
Unity58
Popularity179
Duelery148

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Is there a more fearsome sight in nature than of me using my “spontaneous combustion” skill? Even though it’s suffering, the Flying Spaghetti Monster sure looks impressed.

This Biowolf thinks it can defeat the mighty Lexandrias. Hah! It and what army?

The trader saw my really priceless gift and started mopping the sweat off his brow. Looking around frantically, he shoved 28702 gold coins at me under the counter and hid the thing in the back room.

Shouted “Ni!” so loud that the distant echo scared even me.

The Godville Administrator claimed my weapon (Budget cutter +144) was overpowered and should be nerfed. These 154 gold coins and invite to Godville prove its point.

The Brown-Eyed Ghoul froze mid-strike. Unsure what to do, I spell-checked my diary, played fetch with Bolt, and counted my coins. Upon reanimating, it thanked me for being an honorable hero by not killing it while it was frozen. Why didn’t I think of that earlier?

The Brown-Eyed Ghoul told me that it couldn’t live without its Cupid’s hit list. It was right.

\[T]/ Praise the Sun.