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Bodega Bent

level 61

Beer is the answer!🍺

Age 1 year
Personality righteous
Guild Green Bottle's Cult
(hierarch)
Monsters Killed about 78 thousand
Death Count 8
Wins / Losses 11 / 19
Temple Completed at 07/14/2019
Wood for Ark 52.6%
Savings 2M, 202k (7.3%)
Pet Dust bunny Pilot 32nd level

Equipment

Weapon sword of irony +71
Shield inflatable decoy hero +71
Head eyepatch of the tiger +73
Body boiler plate mail +70
Arms big bangles +75
Legs lederhosen of redemption +71
Talisman medal of horror +74

Skills

  • seasickness level 38
  • cobweb gulp level 33
  • mating contact level 33
  • tin throat level 31
  • poisoned kiss level 31
  • self-propelled feet level 31
  • chakra bending level 31
  • win on points level 31
  • radioportation level 26
  • full throttle level 23

Pantheons

Gratitude2024
Might20640
Templehood30834
Mastery5934
Taming2041
Survival61
Savings5824
Creation1773
Arkeology5773
Unity112
Popularity58
Duelery168
Adventure209

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Other gods must hate me since almost no-one like my suggestion to Ideabox for a new monster:
Mr. Ghostman.

As I write this the votes are 10/25. Maybe it’s just a bad suggestion?

Other heroes don’t believe in me, here’s just a few examples:

Hi, sir. This is Ron Dex. I’m writing in Bodega Bent’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you.
Hi, sir. This is Zajist. I’m writing in Bodega Bent’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you.
Hi, sir. This is Beer Bob. I’m writing in Bodega Bent’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you.
Hi, sir. This is Painkillar. I’m writing in Bodega Bent’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you.
Hi, sir. This is Kaiser Acosta. I’m writing in Bodega Bent’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you.

Today my stupid, good for nothing, hero blew 6356 gold coins in the pub!
And when he woke the b*****d only sacrificed 17 gold to me?!?!

Rather depressed I decided to open a bottle I stol.. I mean liberated from the guild cellar.
It was labeled: Baby Unicorn blood. Tasted awful, but I got inspired to teach Bent a lesson he won’t soon forget.

It started with I wrote him a poem:

Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He is half man and half machine
Rides the metal monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

Bodega Bent fell to his knees, shaking with emotion, tears were flowing while he prayed to me.
My Godpower was fully restored.

Apparently sarcasm is totally wasted on him.

Finally I zapped his sorry arse, showed him my middle finger, and got a golden brick for my temple.
Now get back to work, you sorry excuse for a “hero”.

I felt much better, so all in all it’s been a good day.

14th of Juli 2019:
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

It took me 5 months and 1 day.

September 1st 2019:

Managed to collect 100 logs for the ark.
That is hard work.

Oct 2 2019:

The Bingo was really sweet today:

Score: 62
That’s all for today! So far you’re top-1.

October 15 2019:

20% logs collected

October 17 2019:
I wrote a “poem” and got positive feedback:

21:00
You know, Soul Supreme, your poem is spreading like a wildfire:

And now the end is near So I suggest you get a beer.

GP was fully restored :)


Oct. 24 2019
I know, it’s primitive – but:

19:36
Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Why eat when you can have a beer?”, my Lord!

My GP was fully restored.


Nov. 1 2019:

Another verse was approved by other Gods:

20:10
Luminous One, your verse was spread by heralds:
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue”.


Jan 11 2020:

14:46
Pilot glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.

Which means I’ve earned my 畜


Feb 8, 2020:

50% logs collected