American Idiot (AI)
In a land of make believe, they don’t believe in me.
Founder of the “Emoticonz” guild
Temple completed day 478 GE
Day 507 GE:
Jesuse Of Suburbia – 52nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “¡Viva la Gloria!”, stands at the 89th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god American Idiot. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Day 828 GE:
Jesuse Of Suburbia – 67th-level adventurer, member of the “Emoticonz” guild, with the motto “EXPECTO PATRONUM!”, stands at the 85th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god American Idiot. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
Day 912 GE:
There is an opinion that American Idiot should get some credit for yesterday’s content enhancements.
03:09: Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Jesuse Of Suburbia puts 16231 coins, a log for the ark, a hell pass, a nonstopwatch, a picture of a thousand words, a golden snitch, a chipped golden brick, a center of gravity, a prototypewriter, a praystation, a heart of gold and a golden fiddle in his pockets. Kdd, Shiny Pikachu and Warrior Of Death left unconscious. Ones who missed the plunder are given 16425 coins as a consolation prize.
Best Arena wins:
05:30: Notes from arena battle: Farthington Humple begs for mercy. Jesuse Of Suburbia definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 17901 coins and a golden brick.
- 04:15 Notes from the battlefield: Sir Beefchin was defeated. Jesuse Of Suburbia added 9933 coins to his treasury. Jesuse Of Suburbia now has a bad sign, grandma’s pie, a hyper-ventilation shaft, a guide to solo hide-and-seek, hair of the dog, a divine whetstone, a white hole, a gullibility antidote and a lock of Sir Beefchin’s hair at his disposal.
- If that silly trader believes this useless lock of Sir Beefchin’s hair is worth 7687 gold coins, I won’t try to convince him otherwise. Almighty One, you’re not watching, are you? Grand total: 17620
Notes from the arena battle: Midnite begs for mercy. Jesuse of Suburbia definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 13625 coins and a golden brick.
07:20: I was once told that a lock of Cthulhu666 ’s hair holds a power great enough to destroy worlds, so I sold it for 11546 coins.
04:12: When the trader saw my Matt2 ’s ear, he grinned cunningly and gave me 11113 gold coins for it.
02:32: Started telling the trader of the many hardships that I had to go through in order to acquire the lock of Frowijn ‘s hair. He gave me 8682 coins for it just so he wouldn’t have to listen to my story.
04:52: Notes from arena battle: Mynard James K is on his knees. Jesuse Of Suburbia salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 8010 coins and a golden brick.
Gold bricks obtained for temple:
25% – 01/25/11
50% – 04/13/11
75% – 06/18/11
97% – 08/25/11
98% – 08/26/11
99% – 08/29/11
100% – 08/31/11
Brick breakdown:
52.4% Melted (aprox)
22.4% Quests (aprox)
16.2% Duels
04.6% Bold artifacts (aprox)
02.3% Bought from trader
01.4% Arena no match (aprox)
00.6% Rewards after death
00.1% Dug
100.0% Temple Completed!
04:21: Dark clouds gathered together in the sky above me. The heavens split wide open and a lightning bolt hit me directly in my hip, forming a golden brick.
10:58: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
Logs collected for ark:
25% – 1/2/14
35% – 2/6/14
40% – 2/23/14
Monsters killed, smashed, bitten, squished, squashed, stepped on, kicked, whacked, pwned, stoned, stabbed, maimed, bashed, mashed, defaced, unarmed, defeated, beheaded, and/or annihilated:
25,000 – 02/21/11
50,000 – 07/07/11
75,000 – 11/17/11
100,000 – 3/24/12
150,000 – 10/31/12
250,000 – 03/17/14
500th Quest Completed: – 08/28/11
1,500th Quest Completed: – 06/16/12
1,700th Quest Completed: - 10/05/13
1,900th Quest Completed: - 03/07/14
Highest pet levels:
Hyper Lynx “Baloo”, level 38 (07/17/13)
Dreaded Gazebo “Stitch”, level 30 (2/18/14)
Multi-legged luggage “Timon”, level 30 (07/03/12)
Heffalump “Felix”, level 24 (11/21/11)
Chronicles last updated: 2/18/14 09:58 EST