WHO IS BADULA
This story is not ordinary story than other.
This hero,badula,is not a common hero because he is not it, but he was a normal people taken to village’s way and forced to made ad hero….with cataclism results!!
With every people,badula had a little short story to explain him…unluckly.
Is the year “undefined” because noone in the mother’s village ,remember newborn of him.
…..The god bless this luckly villagers and their brains..
Badula is a good and strong boy,borned an “undefined time” and he spend all his time for travelling,drink beer,question at himself for life mean or temperature of beer drinking. Strong and valiant are always present in fighting,but often are in holyday when need it.He belive in his god and pray him with devotion (when he remember..)
Hears god’s voice,but understand nothing due to a lot of voice hears in His head (or due to alcool in His veins..).
Often demands at god absurd requests or call it for nothing in the middle of night.
Has not sharp intellect,but his applycation for making things is encomiable,for example has acquired and developed some skills
-Great tattician:memorable his fast battles won for enemy retreat due to scarse enemy’s tattical or timeless or others important affairs in others villages (is new definition of “tattical retreat cause the enemys are too strong for me”..)
-Great strategician:he can do chessmate in only 4500 moves
-Superb camouflage:he can imitate all things enemys thinks without ask.leggendary the imitation of hero’s dying with blood,collapse and total corpse immobilize.
-Flawless trader:he can sell every things( before paying trader..)
Others skills are now improvment and when will ready the hero will became the best(probability idiot)of Godville.
TYPICAL DAY OF BADULA
Very very simple.
-He travels,
-He fights,
-He save the principess,
-He find artifact and lots of gold chests
-He acclaimed in every city than superb Hero,
-He lead the world of Godville into gold era…
..These are the wishess of His God Aieie,but the real about His Hero is:
-Lazy
-Alchoolist
-Idiot
-Coward
-Silly
-incompetent
-clumsy
-beat all coins for all things,i.e snail run 100m
-waste a lot of coins in useless thing, i.e a orcish Concert.
God Aieie has an infinity patience about him for unknown reasons,but the rumors talk a mysterious lighting rains in every place Hero passed..
MEMORIABLE TRADE
He bought a one invisible gold brick For 2540 coins.
It’s beauty,glitter,very light brick of course…
Not loyal ,he bought an invisible weapon and lost it in 30 seconds( with a lot moneys of course).
He sold one peace of equipment for enormus amount of gold but don’t remember how much (the answer is simply ,ZERO coin.)
His charitable soul had gift an alchemich transmuter artifact@ at Monster…..good bye gold brick.
For bet, eat a goodzilla talisman…. suffered stomachache for 2 days.
His lower ego made burried more artifacts because it’s not cool die with beauty objects..
One day he invested His coins in secure hedge found.. into fire bush
FRIENDS
It’s the bigger mistery of universe.
Has a lot of friends,strangely..perhaps this friends not knew him well or perhaps have a mercy about him, but only gods know the truth…perhaps.
The most friend encounter in his journeys are aleu-the-shy and kalithra,either beauty and strange girls, lover of bottles of beer and ale.
Badula understood lover of ale but not understood lover of “Bear”.It is big, full of fur and ferocius,every time he fought it in pondle of fish for acquire the rights better position for fishing.
Aleu-the-shy often wrote an enigmate words in a piece of paper,example “whats up” “be carefull each other” “if you want help .ask it” and often badula not understood the mean, because he not able to read..
Xerses the falcon, His last ex guils mate, simply welcome every time they encounter in the forest and traps….
SWEET PHARES AND THINKS
yes he thinking..few, but it exists and the best thinks are reported here, thanks a godpower “read-hero-diary”:
“Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has the heart of a dove and it’s filled with love.”
“Are you sure you want gold bricks, Mighty One? Look at these lovely copper bricks: less expensive, and they even turn a pretty green after it rains.”
“Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained there a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.”
“Consolidated all my frivolous expenditures of 498 coins into one convenient payment to the tavern.”
GUILD
He found guild for error,because a pretty girl in tavern, whispered him “want you a girl?” and he understood “want you a GUILD?”.
Immediatly departed from Godville to Demonville,accross 500 milestone,with hungry,thirsty,sleep and nothing coins..
after 200 milestone,he arrived at entrance door of Bharata’s guild ,but the Gate was too gothic stylish for him and he decided come back Godville…with hungry,thirsty and a lot of coins..
Second time,into same tavern,the same pretty girl whispered “still want you a girl or more girls?” and he understood another time if him choosed a guild or guilds.
Come back to Demonville (always with hungry,thirsty and without coins..)he observed village,demon statue in place center and thinked it’s a minor deity who citizen praying, because all have false gods to pray while he was a strong hero with personal true god.
PET AND COMPANION
Had a 10 pet
First it was named Tigea,a dust bunny became chunky obvious.
It often gnawl artifacts,bone leg or slapp the face,but it is a good companion of journey.. Only companion for now.
after 4 months , it become free from hero.
Second was a stripeless zebra,a good rider (far)pet.
Nothing Amazing,but it was a companion For 6 months before be free.
Third was a Black ware panther named Dino.
Enormous,muscles,angry panther was a talent For Battle and more intelligence than Hero.
It was a companion For 1 years and 3 months,after he died in Battle obvious.
Four pet was an heffalump named Stubby. Descrive it is Impossible,it was a mind-frigment and only badula was able to look
it become free after a years
Five pet is a philosoraptor named Pinky.
it aging At lvl 30.
with sharped claws ,he is good speakers companion,but our hero is unable to understood this intelligent raptor.
Six pet is a satan claus named Sneeze.
not transport any goods or gift.
Seven pet is a inner demon named Nipper.
only hero can see him for obvious deity,it is a HIS inner demon.
Eight pet is a terror bull named Nessi,a very good and clever companion,but he died for aging
nine pet is a frog of war named jago.it found in a lake was “child” and after badula exterminate its family,but he leaving for annoying
ten pet is a lighting colt named Dumbo
QUEST AND EPIC ADVENTURE
Dozen of quests,miles to miles walked,milion of monsters slayed,our hero seem unstoppable..and all for glory,money,beer&chips.
His glorius(futile) adventure has been reported in random order:
-sacrifical traditions at altair of progress
-make hole in a donut
-joined at dark side and reported news(he had a light saber in this adventure)
-establish an alibi just in case,for another hero.
-set a liar’s pants on fire
-temptation of faith with choccolate and cake
-laught in the face of danger until it cries
-Find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
-do a sequel the last quest with a bigger bugget(epic quest)
-conquer the night and save the day ( epic quest)
-strange the milestones in alphabetical (epic quest)
-climb the social ladder to take the god’s beard(epic quest)
-develop a god complex( epic)
-become one with the universe( epic)
-count How many step it takes to wear out a pair of shoes( epic)
-find all exceptions in every rules ( epic)
-cry a River,build a bridge and get over ( epic)
-find the middle of nowwere (epic)
-find the light switch For dark side of the Moon (epic)
- delive the daily newspaper At every heroes of godville (epic)
- turn all the table (epic)
- set a new hight score (epic)
- completely map out of Godville (epic)
-bring the balance to the force (epic)
-Place yardpebbles between the milestones (epic)
-climb the tallest mountain and take a peak (epic)
-chance Course of history( epic)
-Try everything once, and maybe even twice (epic)
-Paint a word worth a thousand pictures (epic)
- sequel to the last quest with a bigger budget(epic)
- meet every monster and ask forgiveness (epic)
- Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky (epic)
- Live long and prosper (epic)
- Spend a night at seven deadly inns (epic)
- Pretend to be doing an epic quest (epic)
- Achieve an epic fail (epic)
- Paint a word worth a thousand pictures (epic)
-Complete the epic quest ( epic)
- Set a new high score (epic)
- Learn a lost language (epic)
- Succed where all others have failed (epic)
- Travel east until it turns into west (epic)
- Collect all the buckets on the bucket list (epic)
- Define the meaning of “epic” (epic)
- Make a heavenly dessert in hell’s kitchen (epic)
- Pass the test of time (epic)
- Try everything once, and maybe even twice (epic)
- Unlearn what has been learnt (epic)
- climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea (epic)
- Realize there is no quest (epic)
- Make a heavenly dessert in hell’s kitchen (epic)
- Arrive fashionably late to a mass extinction event (epic)
- Make the world a better place (epic)
- Completely map out Godville (epic)
- Make space for a new dimension (epic)
- Save the world anonymously (epic)
- Leash the Kraken (epic)
- Place yardpebbles between the milestones (epic)
- Dig a tunnel to the other side of the world (epic)
- Pack a lifetime of excitement into a single day (epic)
- Count how many steps it takes to wear out a pair of shoes (epic)
- Measure the length of the horizon (epic)
- Find the most abundant element in the universe (epic)
- Find slightly over four hundred errors (epic)
- Save the world anonymously (epic)
- Warm all of Godville’s benches (epic)
- Become a martyr and live to tell the tale (epic)
- Play dice with the universe (epic)
- Try every trick in the book (epic)
- Watch over Monstro City guards (guild)
- Set a new high score (epic)
- Succeed where all others have failed (epic)
- Prevent stars from falling (epic)
- Gather enough monkeys in a room to reproduce the works of Shakespeare (epic)
- Collect two animals of every kind (epic)
- a drunken dare to see what lies beyond Godville’s outer spiral.( epic)
- Find where the end begins and prevent it from happening (epic)
- Tuck in the four corners of the world (epic)
- Race the sun to the edge of the horizon (epic)
- Find out how many drops of water fit into the ocean (epic)
- Rebuild those burnt bridges (epic)
- Complete an annual performance review (epic)
- Become one with the universe (epic)
- Make a myth a legend (epic)
- Set a speed record for going nowhere (epic)
- Find the East Pole and claim it in the name of Godville (epic)
- Reseed the Great random favorably (epic)
- Live forever or die trying (epic)
-Turn all the tables (epic)
-Try all seven deadly sins (epic)
- Find the treasure of Big Whoop (epic)
- Find frames for all those references (epic)
- Find out what happens after all is said and done (epic)
- Climb every mountain and cross every stream (epic)
- Find the exception to every rule (epic)
- Rid Godville of all the unnecessary drama (epic)
- Measure the distance from here to eternity (epic)
- Pretend to be doing an epic quest (epic)
- Prevent the dawn from breaking (epic)
- Blind the eye of the storm (epic)
- Circle around the circle of life (epic)
- Complete a quest from a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away (epic)
- Succeed where all others have failed (epic)
- Complete an Idiodyssey (epic)
- Make a myth a legend (epic)
- Compare the number of stars to sand grains (epic)
- Travel to the center of attention (epic)
- Babysit a stellar nursery (epic)
- Keep trying until it hurts (epic)
- Blow everything into proportion (epic)
- Travel to the center of attention (epic)
- Complete the mother of all quests (epic)
- Make time wait (epic)
- Reunite mother nature with father nature (epic)
-Silence the big bang (epic)
- Find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything (epic)
-Make a myth a legend (epic)
-Polish all the forks in the road (epic)
-Paint the sky with stars (epic)
-Complete an Idiodyssey (epic)
- Find the exception to every rule (epic)
- Bring an epic quest to an anti-climactic finish (epic)
- Fill out an accident report for every monster killed (epic)
- Do a speedrun of an epic quest (epic)
-Save the world anonymously (epic)
-Turn the last quest into a major motion picture (epic)
-Journey there and back again (epic)
-Revive the Dead Sea (epic)
-complete a pub crawl of every tavern in Godville (epic)
-Bring balance to the force (epic)