We are told that everything comes from the main elements, how the hero arrived from a mixture of these is unknown, but one thing is for sure, the mixture wasnt quite right, and the extra air made this hero particularly gassy.
There wasn’t any memorable recordable entry into his being in existance, in fact he is regularly informed by his god that he can be discarded at any time by the “click of a button”. The hero entered the world in a ‘pop’, no mother and father to speak of, no nurturing phase, simply told to get on with it and for heavens sake be entertaining!
Genesis 1.1 states that ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.’ This was simply not true for our hero, all his god mustured up was a cup of tea, a name based on current time spent watching ‘the inbetweeners’ and good scratch of the derrière. This may account for a lot, then again it could account for absolutely nothing at all. Time will tell. But without a proper grounding in life, and with a god that seems to abandon him for sometimes weeks on end during the summer months, he marches onwards, often without a clear sense of direction.
More to come….