Here begins the chronicles of the great Aesculapian Aphid and her omnipotent but easily distracted goddess, Aesculapiana.
In the beginning was the Beer, and the Beer was with Aesculapiana, and the Beer was Aesculapiana.
Aesculapian Aphid was with Aesculapiana in the beginning.
Through her all adventures were made; without her nothing was adventured that has been adventured.
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