Bravely bold BillyDee Strode forth from his house He was not afraid to die Oh brave BillyDee He was not afraid To be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, BillyDee
He was not the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out And his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave BillyDee…
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis ripped… Brave, brave, brave, BillyDee…