Greetings, frightfully divine overseers! We’ve cooked up half a dozen new treats for you, conveniently coming in pairs:

New Activatable Ads

• One doubles or halves your hero’s current health — flip that coin for your amusement
• The other one casually flips your champion’s personality to the opposite. Tired of your hero’s compassion? Boom, instant cruelty!

New Relics

• Relic of Grip — for heroes with butterfingers who keep losing their loot
• Relic of Examination — speeds up the examination of other relics (so meta)

Handy Tweaks

• When your hero idles in their Shop, the Remote now shows a “Leave Shop” button in web browser too. No more wondering about missing influences.
• The Ideabox ER now displays anonymous author and editor tags for ideas with multiple edits. This should probably make ER talk less confusing.

Halloween Festival
Now for the main event! Halloween descends upon Godville with all its spooky glory. Beyond the simple treats (hordes of seasonal monsters, hungry tribbles and that pesky spookiness aura), check out:

• Glowing pumpkins — the main dish! Crack these open for random goodies, from bricks to relics
• Undead monsters — these stubborn beasts need defeating twice to drop those glowing pumpkins and other stuff
• Pumpkinized trophies — traders go absolutely wild for emoji merchandise, paying 700% of usual
• Colossal Beasties — these are so enormous that they are visible right from the sail start. It also has a manimal or fenimal, so go ahead if you dare
• The Ghost Town at the 13th milestone — it ░░░░░░ everything in fog, including your hero’s ░░░░░ and parts of this sentence

The spooky festivities last three days. Happy haunting!