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Tradeburg

The bustling port city of Tradeburg is located in the center of several trade routes, making it an ideal melting pot of cultures from different lands. Merchants from this town often travel widely, seeking exotic items to sell to their varied clientèle.

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Famous Heroes

Squarepie 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “∑:😐 úlfheðnar”, stands at the 14th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Infinitecircle. His worst enemy — a Wight Watcher. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an opposable thumb drive. He is also a huge fan of Healiopolis’s pubs.

Beepocles 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☽ Building Better Boss ☾”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Beeporama. He's asking someone to pretend to be doing an epic quest and report the results via carrier pigeon.

Wanted

The Tire Iron Lion is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 16 pcs.

A large group of travelling Evil Minions is camping on the lid of the Ideabox, blocking it completely. A substantial reward is offered for each one moved on.

Caught today: 14 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Gamer's Guild is in the 43rd position in the pantheon of adventure, unlikely though it seems. They call themselves “gamer”. Can you imagine that? Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “scissorhands” skill.

Team Ramrod is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 57th place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 37 of them. They call themselves “ramgod”. Can you imagine that? Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Guild popularity in

15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

15% — Blue Feather

13% — Harvest Moon

8% — Knights who say Ni

7% — The Forsakens Lament

5% — The Titans

5% — Guild Name

3% — Knights of the Coffee Tab...

3% — Nautilus

26% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Can't close your bag because of a key to happiness? Rome Depot and Gary-Sue personally offers aid to all overloaded heroes.

Found today: 17 pcs.

Had an emotional randomizer in your stuff? Now is collectors hunting season for it. We take all condition with high bargain.

Found today: 16 pcs.

Ads

Found a lost keg of ale. Big thanks to the one who lost it!

Free food with beer purchase at the Roadkill Bar and Grill.

Visit the new tavern on the road between Dessertown and Deville — “Rampant Escargoat”. Welcome!

Daily Forecast

• The staff astrologer of the Godville Times is allegedly on vacation. Well, there is no forecast for today.

Godpower Cap

9%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 60 ideas.

Djonni says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.

• Looks like God Of Gamers has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

22:58 [Game] The Person Above Me

22:43 [Game] The banning game

22:22 Crossword Hints, for those who can't quite get the last clue

21:28 Dungeoning Time

21:18 CHAIN REACTION

Broken News

• Sacrificing a couple dozen golden bricks can quickly give a hero proficiency in the “powerful sneeze” skill. However, no one seems to be interested.

• Valiant guards from the city of Healiopolis seized a large shipment of almost real golden bricks stolen from the black market. A Peanut Butler was arrested on suspicion and is likely to be sent for psychiatric treatment.

• “Darn this civilization. Wagons, garbage, dirt... I’ll live like a hermit, yeah!”, Khandro informs us.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

8578 gold coins -20.1%

1 golden brick

3202 gold coins -1.7%

1 Godville invite

1039 gold coins -4.2%