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Grayscaled Dragon

The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.


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Famous Heroes

Crosarin 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Let it ride!!”, stands at the 25th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Crosarin. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Wan-Yi 125th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Be here or be square!”, stands at the 111th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Frostysnoman. Rumor has it that a local Missing-In-Action Figure has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.


Chefs all over are quickly running out of Ideabox Guardian meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes 2100 gold coins for any portions they come across.

Caught today: 56 pcs.

The heads of Panic Attacker are wanted for the creation of counterfeit artifacts. Get a worthy reward as a reward.

Caught today: 97 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Let it be known that the 35 members of Watchmen are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “guardian”. Despite all the protests, the Evil Monkey is a totem of this guild. This guild specializes in how to sculpt a figure of speech.

Pun Stars is in the 89th position in the pantheon of Duelery, unlikely though it seems. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “punstar”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Pundamentalist. If this guild were a settlement, then Last Resort would be its sister town.

Guild popularity in

17% — Blue Feather

11% — Tinkerbell's Entourage

8% — Harvest Moon

7% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — Knights who say Ni

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — Sage of Arcana

2% — army of the 12 monkeys

2% — Ober Tour And Travel

45% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Fester is conducting a quality survey on the eye of the storm supply and offers excellent prices for any samples brought to “Bricks and Mortar”.

Found today: 41 pcs.

Wanted: an unlootable item! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Spend and Save” shop.

Found today: 41 pcs.


Boys and girls! Submit your best drawing for the “amazing feats I accomplished over the summer holidays” themed competition. The winner will get a “Lego temple construction” set to build their very own golden temple!

Suffer from hiccups? Has your favorite flower wilted? Sun obscured by clouds? We will quickly attract divine grace to your community. The Union of Good Heroes.

Starless Knight puppies for sale! Menacing bark, vaccinated and housebroken. Lineage is uncertain, but their sire is believed to have been referenced in this newspaper quite often.

Daily Forecast

• Meteorologists claim that today's ruthlessly glaring sun could cause mass loss of mind, eyesight or artifacts.

• Minor fluctuations of fundamental constants resulted in a temporal change — today melting a golden brick with a god influence should be easier than usual.

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Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 69 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 52 ideas went into the ER.

• Improving ideas is Cowabungallow's raison d'etre. That's why she never did anything until the ER was invented.

• The humble goddess Kei-imouto has submitted several new ideas and voted on the others. Hooray!

Forum News

03:22 Black box reward chances

03:17 Hall of records discussion thread: A place to record history!

02:50 virtual hugs for brilliant ideas

02:39 Count as high as possible!

02:28 [Game] The banning game

Broken News

• “Darn this civilization. Wagons, garbage, dirt... I’ll live like a hermit, yeah!”, Anyanka42 informs us.

• Experts believe that a bottle of drinking tobacco will be worth much more than a finished connect-the-dots book in the near future.

• It has been calculated that if every hero were to make, break and repair a promise at the same time, the ambient temperature of Godville would decrease by 7 kelvin.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

9054 gold coins +9.2%

1 golden brick

3130 gold coins +0.3%

1 Godville invite

968 gold coins -10.9%