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Famous Heroes

Havah 26th-level adventurer, member of the “Silent Order” guild, with the motto “We play as one!”, stands at the 38th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Goodname1. He's asking someone to gather enough anecdotal evidence to make data and report the results via telegram.

Mini me- 126th-level adventurer, member of the “the Way of Pathos” guild, with the motto “why is the rum gone?”, stands at the 129th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Me -. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.


The Cannon Bull is on the verge of extinction. Merchants will offer a worthy reward for its rare hide.

Caught today: 602 pcs.

The Bald Mammoth, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season. The chef of the “Drunken Clam” restaurant is offering a worthy reward for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 715 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Let it be known that the 40 members of Band of Rejects are some pretty cool guys. “reiectus” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Favorite monster of the guild is Rejected Monster. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

300 Immortals is a group of 20 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 51st position in the pantheon of adventure. The guild's current favorite place to party is “The Rusty Goblin”.

Guild popularity in

10% — Blue Feather

6% — Harvest Moon

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Birds of Prey

3% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

1% — FNG

1% — Lazy Stupid and Vengeful

72% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Frying Nemo” promises to buy a metaphor mixer at several times the normal price. Witchking is that rich.

Found today: 373 pcs.

An urgent recall had been issued on any ACME monster trap sold since 1500 g.e. A reward for their return is being offered to prevent any further deaths.

Found today: 455 pcs.


Want to catch that elusive Stuttering Spellcaster? 'Traps and Contraptions' boasts the largest selection of ambushing devices in Godville. Effective yet so simple that even heroes can safely handle them.

Visiting Herowin? Stop by Ye Olde Skill Swappe Shoppe (next to the Hero Museum). Bring this ad for a —10% discount.

Wanted: a young hero capable of doing a hard job without complaints. Payment in cash.

Daily Forecast

• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

• Astrologers proclaimed a day of lying. Resting under a tree will be much more effective today.

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Ideabox News

• Approximately 72 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 59 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

Omnitony feels compelled to improve ideas in the ER; we just won't let him stop.

• Rumor has it that Hanazono Fiama submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.

Forum News

20:05 Ideaboxers' Union -✔- Peer Reviews, Reactions and Questions

19:46 Wiki Questions Thread

19:20 What is your hero doing *right now*?

19:19 Black box reward chances

19:11 [Game] Two Truths and a Lie

Broken News

• Looking for action? A wild Flugelhornet spotted near Dogville has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

• An epic tapestry titled “A hero of the “Pet Shop of Horrors” guild writing a letter to the Godville Administrator” is being exhibited at the Lostway museum.

• Did you know that for every encourage in the arena an evil hero tramples a dandelion?

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

10466 gold coins -2.8%

1 golden brick

3190 gold coins +2.1%

1 Godville invite

941 gold coins -4.9%