One time, there was a girl who wanted to drink beer, so she set off to complete her mision. Her name was someone else20022. In a few days she has slain te most evil mosters in the most epic way. And she is still on her quest to get te best beer in the world
a man talked to her in the tavern and said that the one who could help her was Timetjuuuh, a god who needed a temple. at first someone else wouldn’t listen but, (epic break) then she saw she healed faster when she was hurt and tunderbolds fell from the sky when she was stupid. “timetjuuuh?”, she wisperd. a lightning fell from the sky and wrote “yes?” in the sand. from that day she followed the god timetjuuuh
One day she saw a firefox stealing her Beer, so she shouted swieber don’t steal, the firefox was angry beacause his name was stich and he attacked her, after an epic battle stich became her pet
after a long time adventuring a giant monster attacked and knocked out someone else. stich was pissed then and grew to a giant nine-tailed fox, the the fire burned away a part of the forest an the monster died of a Hart attack, after stich bured his whole body he burned himself, leaving only a little bit of ash.
when someone else came to her senses she saw what happend and cried for a long time, and she got prayed for her god for stich to come back, but timmetjuuuh wasn’t powerfull enough, someone else walked crying away, a lightingbolt from timethuuuh made contact with the ground, and a masive stone temple in the name of stich appeard.
the temple was later found by some priests and because stichs name wasn’t in the temple the temple is now known as the temple of the unknown firefox, and is an monument of every dead pet ever.
a few days later she saw a ninja tortoise who was crying, someone else asked why. he said he was a good friend of a firefox who had died because of a heroine called someone else. then he recorniced her and he attacked. a battle later someone else said he had to come with her to see that she wasn’t evil and killed stich so then Tigger the ninja tortoise and someone else followed the same path
But since Tigger always ate all the cookies, someone else assassinated him in his sleep. Timetjuuuh was sleeping and couldn’t do anything.
A few days later she met a significant otter who just couldn’t stop following her, after some time she named him bolt and accepted the fate.
Because of her drinking problems (caused by Bolt) and Bolt being an idiot, someone else joined a therapy group named mother North. The therapy didn’t work and as a last hope Timetjuuuh trew a lightning bolt at bolt. With the collision of bolts someone else her problems were solved.
Someone else was still part of mother North and she was quickly ganging power there to become the dude. But that time is not here yet….