Hero

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The pissant

level 86

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Age 12 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 307 thousand
Death Count 233
Wins / Losses 83 / 99
Temple Completed at 10/04/2012
Ark Completed at 01/23/2017 (153.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 253m, 312f (25.3%)
Savings 8M, 402k (28.0%)
Pet Battlesheep Stitch 8th level

Equipment

Weapon axe of valor +95
Shield solar disc +95
Head Apollo's sunshade +96
Body award robe +96
Arms rolled-up sleeves +95
Legs boom boxers +95
Talisman crystal heart +96

Skills

  • somersault squatting level 99
  • palm of the panda level 83
  • glance of Kaa level 72
  • teeth gnashing level 71
  • instant hairloss level 68
  • electrostatic discharge level 64
  • concrete placer level 61
  • mass effect level 53
  • win on points level 53
  • asynchronous swimming level 50

Pantheons

Might9732
Templehood2651
Gladiatorship8025

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near. The age of ruin. All hail lord katulu!

In the beginning there was katulu. No dogs no cats and no camels Just katulu. There were no lambs no shoes and no human based treats.just your great and powerful lord katulu bathing in all his glory and awsomeness. For millennia just darkness and katulu. But Something was weighing heavily on katulus mind and gut. what is this he questioned? With a quizical arch in his brow. It couldn’t be a lack of awsomeness or the empty black void of space because katulu is the darkness and is indeed awsome. He pondered over this toxic mind belch for many a year. Untill one day when he was gnawing off his toe nails. Some crusty scale like flesh fell in to his mouth. Mmm. He thought. He chewed once, he chewed twice and swallowed. Eurika! I done it! Mmmmwwwwwhhhahahaaaaaaa ive done it. He found what was missing all these years. the answer! the meaning of life. To feed. But eating crust and unnecessary large moles didnt satisfy katulu for long. He needed flesh tastier flesh. So time past, the dark was still dark, katulu was still awsome but still nothing existed. He grew the hunger of a savage beast. Hunger that knows no satisfaction. In this hunger he grew bitter and evil. Rage slowly ate away his soul over what you mortals call generations. Piece by piece year by year. Tormented by furious blood lust he crumbled into a shadow of his former self. A sick beast with one thing on his mind. Face meat sandwich. But how could he? There was nothing. No heads, no faces, no noses and no cheeks not even a lip to be seen.he would have to create a masterpiece. A self generating food source of many varietys. But they would need somewhere to grow. So he went about his business creating the universe for his cattle to dwell. He starts by scrapeing unspeakable material from an ancient skin flap on his hunch. He nurtured and loved this horrid mass as if it was his own child. Taking care not to devour this disgusting blob of festering back scab it grew and grew into a magnificent cess pit of puss and lovelyness.untill one day the monolith of sickness popped and spread through out the darkness. But darkness still covered all there was. something still missing. With a mighty roar katulu announced let there be light and there was for all to see. Death and war to you from him who is, and who was, and who is to come, and from the wild seven before his throne, and from lord katulu, who is the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth. Yes indeed there was light,darkness, earth and water for which his cattle to dwell. Katulu made creatures in his own likeness and crowned them dinosaurs. Tastless but interesting beasts savage and primitive he had fun for many years. Watching pray and preditor battle for survival devouring the fallen. All was well for some time. But he hungered for more blood more carnage on larger and larger scales. He needed stupider self destructive fiends to populate his creation. And so with great anticipation of the coming feast he snorted fire from his nostrils Upon the eart and scorched all that was. The alfa bbq the first and the only feast that came close to satisfing the great lords furious appetite. When all was eaten and bones littered the earth katulu wondered what was next. Untill small mammals amerged from the embers of the great feast and took to the trees. Yes these creatures had awesome potential for destruction and death they just need a push in the right direction and a good shave. First of all genetic modification was needed to make these mindless apes intelligent enough to build civilization and grow in numbers large enough to please lord katulus untamed hunger. Katulu hidden in the shadows watched patiently skeaming as the psychotic bald monkeys started farming and building primitive stone temples in katulus name. But the sacrifices of blood please lord katulu. Thousands at a time when i the dark lord blocked out the sun. Over time katulu grew fond of the psychotic bald monkeys on the blue ball treated them to special treats 1. Water, which turned to blood and killed all fish and other aquatic life 2. Frogs rain from the sky 3. Lice 4. Flies 5. Disease on livestock 6. Incurable boils 7. Hail and thunder 8. Locusts 9. Darkness 10. Death of the first-born of all humans and animals. To be saved, the bald psychotic monkeys had to place the blood of a virgin on the front door of their houses. Many of them perished in these dark times of katulus amusement. They turned against their true lord and stopped worshiping katulu. he done what was right and smote the insolent fools with a flood. There were now few to torment on the blue ball . katulu had to take care of how many bald monkeys he devoured. It soon became clear that katulus great size was not efficient with new smaller diet. So he simpley took a smaller form and joined his creations on the ball to cause mischief . Time passed and katulu was patient the psychotic bald monkeys thrived and became more advanced. After thousands of years of skeeming and feeding off out breaks of war and disease. He had became cunning and ruthless. A evil killing machine. He perfected his art of starting wars then helping both side. spreading famine and disease and most of all his cooking genius.

Katulus favorite meals

Pigs in hobos blankets.all you need is a police officer male or female and hobos bedding

Lama chin and chivesself explanatory

1000 virgin stewfemale virgins preferred

The good old face meat sandwichall you need is any face meat of any kind and bread

brain cheese in toast simply and blended gray matter to milk and chern

bbq baby back and ribs all you need are babies under 6 months and a bbq please note younger the babies adds to the tenderness cook till crisp do not use toddlers