Heroine

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Homicidal satanist 5

level 125

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Age 8 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild The Ideaboxers Union
(ideaboxer)
Monsters Killed about 626 thousand
Death Count 202
Wins / Losses 167 / 147
Temple Completed at 01/20/2016
Ark Completed at 06/06/2017 (438.2%)
Pairs Gathered at 07/28/2019
Book Written at 04/06/2022
Souls Gathered 40.12%
Savings 28M, 94k (93.6%)
Pet Satan claus Pyotr
Boss Obituarian with 182% of power

Equipment

Weapon rule breaker +135
Shield ethereal shield +136
Head helm of second thoughts +137
Body ninjammies +138
Arms oktoberfists +135
Legs running joke +138
Talisman unicorn hunting license +138

Skills

  • instant hairloss level 120
  • falcon punch level 119
  • golden vein level 119
  • palm of the panda level 116
  • radioportation level 116
  • unbearable boredom level 114
  • beer belly level 113
  • foot massage level 110
  • brain dilution level 106
  • frost bite level 89

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude28
Might1265
Templehood13876
Gladiatorship2543
Mastery1502
Taming3101
Survival2123
Savings933
Arkeology1255
Catch1045
Wordcraft112
Soulfulness370
Unity165
Popularity171
Duelery474
Adventure79

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

These are the chronicles of a Homicidal Satanist. Being a very careful one, nothing of much interest has been written down and instead, there are a bunch of favourite ideabox submissions from her god.

Equipment

Disposable Thumbs
Ninth Circlet of Hell

Quests

Take no for an answer

Take a headcount at a multi-headed hydra family reunion

Become two with nature

Plant family members in the ground to grow trees

Earthly News

Putting you through to the next available hero…

Ordering temple blueprints in red…

Thinking the unthinkable and doing the undoable…

Through peaceful pastures and grazing %pet_types%…

Diary

Gave the %monster% a murderous look. Then added a murderous stab. Gained a bloody %artifact_base%

Thought about doing something kind and generous for once. Nah, I’ll just %quest% instead.

Placed some snow on the altar and watched in awe as the %rg% transformed it into water.

Pretended to be a tree to avoid the monster. Who could have known that %monster%s eat trees.

Duels

%attacker%’s outrageously fashionable outfit impedes h{is|er} movements, forcing h{im|er} to spend this whole turning trying to turn around.

Swords clash, armour clinks and %defender% somehow manages to kick h{im|er}self in the ear.

Dungeons

A large sign on the wall reads ‘BOSS HINT’.

The frantic scribblings on the walls, full of crossed out puns and punchlines suggest that this room is the den of either an ideaboxer… or a madman.

Fanfare erupts as the heroes enter this room. Turns out the band was expecting someone else.

Money grows on trees here. Oh wait, it’s the treasure!

Sail

Throwing pride out the porthole, %attacker% turns the ship away and makes off.

And so, %heroes_names% set off into uncharted seas, dangers aplenty and surprises untold, in search of treasures of shining gold.

As it dies, the %monster%’s head swings open on a hinge and reveals itself to be a submarine operated by a feminal!

And that’s all, folks.