07:15: Blood in my corn flakes… Again! KATULU!!!!
06:54: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
Bricks for Temple: 99%
23/04/12 03:24 PM: Lost all hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Stitch. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! Level 25. Stitch was one in a million… er, or 108 out of 3000. whatever…
04:50: I overheard someone say ‘Only an idiot would try to find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism’. This sounds like a job for me!
07:48: Note to self: early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
06:16: Found the hero instruction sheet from my original packaging. It just says “Fight, drink, repeat!”
06:11: Stopped to smell the roses. Tripped. After painfully removing a dozen thorns, I believe I have a newfound appreciation for daisies.
07:26: Awoke with the head of a horse in my bed… What the heck happened last night?
Thought about bread today. mmmmm, bread…..