Zostacular is a slightly built gnome mystic that grew up in the valley of Grrl. She has long light green hair and steely blue eyes. Her stare is dull and vacant, and she giggles at everything. Her beauty is matched only by the sunrise on a crisp spring morning, and her dull wit is endearing to the point of being intoxicating. You can’t help but like her!
On top of being blindingly fast, Zostacular appears to be exceptionally strong! You get the distinct feeling that if you cross her, she will mess you up.
She drags around the corpse of a little brown fox that looks like it was more house cat than ferocious animal. How cute! It’s got a little name tag that reads “Nibbler.” Zostacular is obsessed with her dead little friend, even though the brat is completely spoiled, poorly trained, pisses EVERYWHERE, and is, well, dead.
It’s a good thing trojan horses are just as dumb as our heroine! Her real pet, whose name tag reads “Scratchy,” doesn’t seem to notice or care that Zostacular takes better care of a corpse.
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Nibbles from the land of Zo
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A bird in a tree did an astonishing 720 degree jump and committed suicide. What was that?
Ran into SouthernCharmz. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
A wandering paladin poured out a handful of sacred soil and let me touch his holy hand grenade.
From now on, I shall completely devote myself to my quest, Great One! I shall not deviate from… Oooh! A little puppy!
Nibbler snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to give up drinking. Now he’s making faces at me. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly firefox?
The food at ‘Progress Bar’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 157 gold coins for my meal
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Nibbler, I’m so glad to see you!
Met Harold Nuttz during a rest by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
Jumped through a portal… and reappeared right behind it. Didn’t travel very far, but I lived to tell the tale.
Accidentally burned down a magical forest. Good thing it was magical. It grew right back.
Kicked some puppies… in half.
Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Marrusl there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
Paid 456 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Nibbler’s coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he healed so quickly. Nibbler calmly wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
What a surprise! DW Mulmaster stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of ambrosia.
Nibbler tossed 8 gold coins into the donations cup. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it’s not important. To your glory, my Lord!
Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Nibbler purred excitedly in anticipation of a delicious lunch.
Did I just see Nibbler rushing at the monster croaking “Zostaculator of Moon ☾!?”
Nibbler enthusiastically attacked the enemy’s purse. Silly creature! He should have carefully removed it instead of tearing it to shreds and scattering all the coins around…
Nibbler growled at the trader. The trader swallowed nervously and gave us a generous discount.
A preacher said that animals were not allowed in the temple, but Nibbler chattered and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind.
My brave Nibbler nimbly jumped on the monster’s head. The enemy became disoriented and flailed its arms wildly, trying to figure out what the heck was happening.
Nibbler viciously rubbed against the enemy, striking it with high voltage discharges of static electricity.
A preacher said that animals were not allowed in the temple, but Nibbler barked fiercely and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind.
Met Marrusl during a rest by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
It turns out that a firefox sure can come in handy! Who knew it would make such a good footstool while I rest by the roadside?
Suddenly noticed Nibbler gnawing on my new bottle with a ghost ship! Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad firefox!
Bored of waiting, playing idly with Nibbler…
Watched Nibbler sleep as he cuddled against my leg. Aw, what a cute little firefox…
Nibbler spun around under the monster’s feet and hindered its ability to fight. Not bad!
While the enemy was taking a time-out, Marrusl helped me cleanse my wounds and fed me some deliciously fresh buns.
Nibbler whined plaintively and fled into the bushes with his tail between his legs. If that chicken doesn’t come back, I’ll have to fight the monster all by myself.
Laid down under a tree to die from severe wounds. Came back to my senses as Nibbler performed CPR on me.
Nibbler suddenly perked up attentively and barked. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out some friendly fire. What a clever pet!
My wily Nibbler jumped on the monster from behind. The Bipolar Bear begged for mercy, but my pet has none. Get him, boy!
Nibbler buried a “Soldiers of Light and Darkness” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
A preacher said that animals were not allowed in the temple, but Nibbler growled fiercely and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind.
My beloved Nibbler crept up behind the monster and meowed loudly. Judging by the shocked look on its face, the Headless Oarsman was not mentally prepared for that.
My lovely Nibbler decided that it was time to flee… I couldn’t agree more.
Talmage ran out of the bushes shouting “Zostacular, I’m coming!” then crashed into a tree, knocking himself unconscious. Well, you know what they say – if you want something done right, do it yourself.
It would be great if Nibbler could run to town to grab some potions… and snacks. All right, I’ll go myself. I’m not above running my own errands.
Nibbler suddenly raised his muzzle and barked loudly. The Holy Carp and its fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.
My silly firefox got under my feet and I almost stepped right on him. Nibbler, don’t get on my nerves!
Oh, this loot bag is so heavy… Hey, Nibbler, get out of there!
Nibbler spent half an hour chasing his own tail. He didn’t chew it off, but it looks a bit frayed now.
Nibbler yelps mournfully as trouble approaches… Good gracious! A terrifying Glowing Grue is coming straight at me!
Nibbler caught a lightning bolt that struck him from the sky. Good job, Nibbler! You’ll recover much faster than me anyway.
Nibbler fetched a dead rat from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice?
I didn’t know that Nibbler hisses disgustingly while he sleeps. What a silly pet.
My wily Nibbler jumped on the monster from behind. The Winking Deer looks pretty embarrassed for some reason.
Great One, I have you and Nibbler, but why do I still feel like something’s missing from my life?
The Purple Hero Eater tried to twist my pet’s tail into a gordian knot, but received a vicious bite instead! Yes, Nibbler can stand up for himself.
What a surprise! SouthernCharmz stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of living water.
My beloved Nibbler crept up behind the monster and roared loudly. Judging by the shocked look on its face, the Monty Python might need a new pair of pants now.
Picking fleas from Nibbler…
My Nibbler puffed out his gorgeous chest and jumped around, confusing the monster. Just like I do!
Hmm, Nibbler the firefox… What a strange combination. Maybe I should have called him Pyrus Fire Lord?
Nibbler buried a “The Dark Knights” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
What a surprise! Incitatus stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of healing potions.
I feel like Nibbler is trying to tell me something. What exactly could it be?
Waited patiently until Nibbler had finished marking the area.
My pet is full of surprises. It looks like Nibbler has tamed a flea! Now he’s trying to punish it.
Nibbler spun around under the monster’s feet and chewed on its heels. Not bad!
Disarmed the Chaos Butterfly. I wonder what I should do with this arm… Hey Nibbler, fetch!
Nibbler is chewing upon my decomposing toes. Omnipotent One, could you please hurry up and resurrect me while I’m still in one piece?
Called my pet over and tried to fasten the wok of shame to his collar. It didn’t work.
The Bendy Shark claimed to be too weird to live, but too rare to die. Nibbler didn’t understand a word of it and simply continued to gnaw on the monster’s leg.
Saw Erion lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
Nibbler nibbled on the Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger’s feet, causing massive tickling damage.
Nibbler sat off to the side and played with a destruction manual that he had found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad firefox!
Nibbler buried a “Angels of Destruction” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met The Eraser there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Incitatus there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
What a surprise! The Eraser stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of living water.
Notes from arena battle: ThaMan is unconscious. Zostacular successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 6560 gold coins.
Met Hammr during a rest by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
The equipment merchant told me that animals are not allowed in the shop. I guess I’ll manage without new gear; I don’t want to leave Nibbler out alone in the street.
I feel like Nibbler is trying to tell me something. What exactly could it be?
Ran into Jaaden. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
It seems like Nibbler just tried to use the “clinical strike” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob he is!
Called my pet over and tried to fasten the cardboard coffin to his collar. Poor Nibbler whined skeptically, but let me try it anyway.
What a surprise! Delenn stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of living water.
My silly firefox darted out right in front of me, and I almost stepped on him. Nibbler, don’t get on my nerves! And definitely don’t get under my feet!
Nibbler yawned and put the Biowolf to sleep, allowing me to perform a fatal hit. Good job!
Nibbler refused to pull a cart that I found in a ravine. Bad firefox! Now I have to leave a perfectly good cart.
Played a game of fetch with Nibbler and somehow lost. Need to develop a new strategy for the next time.
Nibbler almost leapt off a cliff while chasing a herd of lemmings. Oh, what if he had fallen?!
Argoet happened to be standing next to me in the shop, and prevented the trader from cheating me. It’s good to have friends.
Nibbler is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry, now is not a good time; there’s an Evil Genius ahead.
It seems like Nibbler just tried to use the “bloody itch” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob he is!
It seems that the Strange Stranger has never fought a beast as amazing as my firefox. Come on Nibbler! Give it to him!
Met DarkMoo. Borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
The Satan Claus claimed to be too weird to live, but too rare to die. Nibbler didn’t understand a word of it and simply continued to gnaw on the monster’s leg.
My silly firefox darted out right in front of me, and I almost stepped on him. That would have ended badly.
Nibbler snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to find the page not found. Now he’s making faces at me. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly firefox?
It seems that the Are We There Yeti has never fought a beast as amazing as my firefox. Come on Nibbler! Give it to him!
Nibbler proudly laid a dead Evil Monkey at my feet and wagged his tail. I told him that it was nice and all, but I preferred my sacrifices to be paid in gold.
Nibbler yelps mournfully as trouble approaches… Good gracious! A terrifying Ninja Pirate is coming straight at me!
After Nibbler lapped up a full saucer of health elixir, he kept on begging for a second serving. Hmm, it seems that his tired little body needs a boost.
Nibbler suddenly raised his muzzle and howled with all his might. The Dramatic Chipmunk and its fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.
Saw Argoet lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
What a surprise! Lol Buddy stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of iodine solution.
Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Erion there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
While at the hospital, I found Galldemort lying in the infirmary. Spent 89 coins on get-well gifts, hoping he will return the favor one day.
During our last rest stop, Nibbler performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, Omnipotent One.
It seems that the Melee Archer has never fought a beast as amazing as my firefox. Come on Nibbler! Give it to him!
Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Nibbler started to look a bit bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
Argoet ran out of the bushes shouting “Zostacular, I’m coming!”, tripped over a tree root, and fell on the ground, knocking himself out cold. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
A terrifying Evil Overlord is approaching, but I am not afraid, because I have my valiant Nibbler by my s… Hey, you coward, come back here!
Marrusl happened to be standing next to me in the shop, and prevented the trader from cheating me. It’s good to have friends.
Met my dear friend Erion. We hung out for a while, telling each other stories about our youth.
Hmm, where did Nibbler get a minor miracle? I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad firefox!
What a surprise! Dakota the beast stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of living water.
Suddenly realized that to become the 208th member of the guild “FullMetalAlchemists” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!
Marrusl suddenly rushed past me, barked “Hi”, and finished off the Hell Monitor. I’d better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy sometimes.
I didn’t know that Nibbler roars while he sleeps. What a silly pet.
Chasing Nibbler through fields of wildflowers and sneezing terribly from all the pollen…
Hmm, where did Nibbler get some canned heat? I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad firefox!
Nibbler nibbled on the Zombie’s Ghost’s feet, causing massive tickling damage.
Nibbler is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him.
Saw Seasick lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
A wandering monk saw my pet and said something about training, carrots and sticks… Nibbler suddenly became anxious. I wonder why?
What a surprise! Hammr stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of living water.
Paid 4872 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet collected a box of tamed fleas from his fur and told him not to do that again.
My wily firefox jumped on the monster from behind. The Obli-Gator called for a timeout, complaining that the blow was struck out of turn.
While at the hospital, I found Argoet lying in the infirmary. Spent 561 gold coins on get-well gifts, hoping he will return the favor one day.
Awkwardly Bouncing happened to be standing next to me in the shop, and prevented the trader from cheating me.
Paid 2769 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Nibbler’s coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
Marrusl ran out of the bushes shouting “Zostacular, I’m coming!” and ran right past me. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
Nibbler is running around, marking his territory…
Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Nibbler purred excitedly in anticipation of causing property damage.
A preacher said that animals were not allowed in the temple, but Nibbler meowed adorably and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind.
Met my dear friend Honeydew the Dwarf. We hung out for a while, telling each other stories about our youth.
Saw Ed-v1 lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
I can’t believe that I’m lugging around the body of my dead Nibbler. I either need to revive it or find a good taxidermist.
Nibbler, where are you? Without you I feel sad and lonely.
Scraped together 6843 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Nibbler, I’ve missed you so much!
Met DarkMoo during a rest by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
Nibbler hissed angrily and fled into the bushes with his tail between his legs. If that chicken doesn’t come back soon, I’ll have to fight the monster all by myself.
Paid 1028 gold coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet collected a box of tamed fleas from his fur and told him not to do that again.
Met Liir. Borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
Practiced the newest secret handshake that I’ve been working on with my guild mates from “Harvest Moon”.
Did I just see Nibbler rushing at the monster roaring “☾ 世界破壊者 ☾!?”
Disarmed the Beta Male. I wonder what I should do with this arm… Hey Nibbler, fetch!
Nibbler glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.
Suddenly Nibbler belched loudly, then vomited up a bottle of dandelion wine. I really have to change his food rations.
The Flying Skull has been slain. Nibbler was fed with some fresh meat.
Hmm, how did Nibbler get a half-baked idea? I tried to take it away, but he scratched me. Bad firefox!
Nibbler sat off to the side and played with a flimsy excuse that he had found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad firefox!
Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Nibbler purred excitedly in anticipation of the combing.
It seems like Nibbler just tried to use the “smack of the bribe” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob!
My wily Nibbler jumped on the monster from behind. The Dandy Lion seemed embarrassed about falling for such an old trick.
Nibbler, give that least wanted poster back to me! Give it back now! Um… Okay, eat it up then, it’s already broken.
Nibbler suddenly perked up attentively and roared. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a gift of fate. What a clever pet!
It seems like Nibbler just tried to use the “fake smile” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob!
Made a friend. But then Nibbler ate him. Oh well.
Nibbler idly observed some fleas building him a temple. You know, Almighty, I’m not surprised.
Nibbler yawned and put the Expendable Crewman to sleep, allowing me to perform a fatal hit. Good job!
Found a figment of Marrusl’s imagination… He may need a good therapist!
Met Jaaden and together we took some rest near a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
The Spanish Inquisitor raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nibbler suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nibbler quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
Note to self: save some gold coins to revive my Nibbler before it’s too late.
Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Nibbler. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
Saw a tree that had a heart etched into it with ‘Zostacular + Marrusl’ inside of it. Hmm… I think Marrusl might be confused about the depth of our relationship.
Everyone was excited when The Battle Toad announced free beer in honor of Harvest Moon. By the time I got there, all they had left was the bill for 19047 gold coins.
Was about to spend my money on some delicious beer but constant reproachful glares from Scratchy guilt tripped me into adding 35301 coins to my retirement fund. Darn trojan horse and his moral compass!