30/11/17
Good start of the day i guess
07:56
Notes from the arena: In the red corner of the arena — Harold Hairy Harris. In the blue corner — Pai Ayam. The judge makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.
08:05
Notes from the arena: Pai Ayam surrenders. Harold Hairy Harris definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 337 coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
08:05
Oh, Harold Hairy Harris was too strong… I don’t feel well.
Hmmphh..
10:41 AM In terms of procrastination, I’ve had a very productive day today.
Yeahh..please do that all the time
01:37 PM Heard some noises, swearing, shouts about raids, bosses and underground caves. Is someone digging nearby? Almighty, I’ll be right back — if there’s anything going on, I’ll take part!
1/12/17
Not bad
01:07 PM I conquered the mountain, but it turns out that my voice couldn’t reach high C.
It turned out that to climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and a foam finger of doom for doing it!
What? you’re not being yourself
02:15 PM Decided to collect 5 items for a random villager who is too lazy to do it himself. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
Savage
02:27 PM You know, Mighty One, I’m not just a hero. I’m taking night classes in microeconomics to get my PhD. I just act less intelligent to fit in with the other heroes.
Thats more like it
08:05 PM Made a dozen big mistakes today. So far, my best day ever!
2/12/17
Goodluck
07:06 AM I’ve heard that lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice, so I should be safe near this lightning rod until the storm passes.
Moron
06:25 PM Quested for several hours to join “404” guild before I remembered the membership card in my pocket. Man, I hope they don’t hear about this at the Guild Hall — they’ll never let me live it down!
Finally
08:17 PM Finally found some fool who was able to save me from all these tribbles. I even managed to get 3256 coins for them!
3/12/17
FML
09:07 AM Tried to fly south for the winter. I’m still in exactly the same place as I was before but now my arms hurt.
5/12/17
Good day
10:29 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Deafening Hulking Pickpocketing Censorcerer! Pai Ayam added 3649 coins, a heart of the Censorcerer, a golden brick, a postdated death certificate, a majority report, a continuum transfunctioner, a big picture, a hungry tribble and an icebreaker to his bag.
Oh God..so cheap
06:13 PM Decided to sell my life dearly. A golden brick seemed a fair price.