16:46: Wrote some poetic verses about my journey. They were too good to keep for myself, so I performed them in front of an adoring audience of peasants. They said I have talent.
13:08: Today I was attacked by a band of tiny elves. They snapped, crackled, and popped while I roasted them over an open fire. Mmm, tasty.
22:30: Caught my reflection in a shop window as I strolled by. Dang, I look good!
22:26: A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolph!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.
00:28: Dropped by the guild’s estate in town and was rewarded with an eye of the beholder as the 1000th visitor.
11:49: Saw a cat run by with someone’s tongue in it’s mouth. I wonder what it means…
00:16: Found a mountain cave that had been ransacked by clowns. I took some beer from a blood-covered barrel. I think I saw some cat corpses too.
10:48: Woke up looking at the sunrise and wondered who stole my tent while I was sleeping.
13:35: Stole candy from a baby.
15:16: Went the long way around because the shorter way always seems to be infested with monster.
03:12: Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling my quest to finish a thousand piece puzzle of a clear blue sky is finally over. Got a golden brick, Icarus wings and 11574 coins as a reward!
02:08 PM Lucifer and I huddled together for warmth, and accidentally crushed my suggestively-shaped object. I had barely even used it!
11:45 AM Reached level 100. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
12:43 PM Bribed someone to take my place in the crucifixion. Then made it to the crypt to tell some tales to the mourners.
After managing to become a martyr and live to tell the tale so quickly, I got a pile of wooden ark planks and 6879 gold coins as a bonus.
08:57 PM Offended a hag in the tavern with my disbelief in witchcraft. Got cursed to save 3881 coins instead of spending it on drinks.
05:20 AM Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!