Hero

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Compo 6

level 133
trader level 26

It’s Howard and Marina!

Age 12 years 11 months
Personality cruel
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(captain)
Monsters Killed about 875 thousand
Death Count 215
Wins / Losses 77 / 59
Temple Completed at 07/29/2012
Ark Completed at 08/13/2017 (437.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/19/2020
Book Written at 04/21/2023
Souls Gathered 28.12%
Shop “Aunty Wainrights”
Pet Presidential seal Lilo 25th level
Boss Archetypo with 150% of power

Equipment

Weapon Pachelbel's cannon +145
Shield surge protector +147
Head situational blinders +146
Body oktobervest +147
Arms going-going gauntlets +145
Legs surround sneakers +147
Talisman amulet of false hope +146

Skills

  • electrostatic discharge level 156
  • strong brow level 151
  • shiny heels level 141
  • swear-o-matic level 136
  • street magic level 135
  • lion belch level 126
  • pathological honesty level 121
  • bloody itch level 121
  • toe-bite level 113
  • steel finger level 107

Feats

  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Might391
Templehood1561
Gladiatorship6591
Mastery633
Taming375
Survival656
Savings528
Destruction330
Arkeology1270
Catch1480
Wordcraft782
Soulfulness727
Unity1
Popularity2
Duelery3
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Temple completed at 00:50 07/29/2012:

00:50: Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!

02:03: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

Pet medal at 02:18 on 07/17/2013:

02:18: Behemoth was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!

Ark at 15:35 on 08/13/2017:

15:35 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Mighty One.

Ark 2 at 03:23 on 07/28/2019:

03:23 I have succeeded in believing in you Great One. It seems no one else wants to worship you.
Finally! My quest to succeed where all others have failed is done. After hearing about how epic I was, I humbly accepted a pile of wooden ark planks and a gift-wrapped, triple-sized chunk of experience.

Featured in Newspaper on 12/14/2019:

Compo — 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “RIP Jean Fergusson”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Zerbey. His worst enemy — a Bitter Chocoholic. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a bucket of striped paint. He is also a huge fan of Simpletown’s pubs.

All pairs collected at 15:38 on 02/19/2020:

03:38: Monsters come and monsters go, but you cute fenimal, into the ark you go.

03:38: Luminous One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?

Boss awakened at 07:51 on 05/25/2020:

07:51 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

Honoured Animalist at 22:12 on 05/30/2020:

22:12 With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Sparky suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?

Ark 3 at 08:35 on 07/04/2021:

08:35 Notes from the arena: Porsh Porsh is on her knees. Compo salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 6682 coins and a golden brick. The winner gets a log of gopher wood in accordance with the special rule of this fight. The loser cadged 133 gold coins back.

Elected Guild Leader of Ankh-Morpork City Watch 04/19/2022.

Book at 04:17 on 04/21/2023

04:17 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Great One, the great work is done!

Shop at 15:50 on 05/16/2023

15:50 Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!

Ark 4 at 01:21 on 07/19/2023

01:21 Turns out epic is too epic to be defined epically enough. After managing to define the meaning of “epic” so quickly, I got a pile of wooden ark planks and 6660 gold coins as a bonus.

Attempting to figure out how long it’ll take me to get other achievements…

Souls:
04/21/2023 – 0%
09/03/2023 – 10%
12/25/2023 – 20%

I’m not watching Ark speeds or actively trying to get logs (maybe I should!) but it seems every 2 years or so. I finally have this Shop finished, so I’ll start working on getting the Dungeon and Sail achievements since there doesn’t seem to be any way to speed up Souls other than being patient.