Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
Suddenly a cold beer appeared in my hand. Great One, you really do care about me!
Went to the guild doctor. He took one look at me and said, “Dammit, Oini! I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker…”
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Iago, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Iago!
Just as the Aardvark of the Covenant was about to finish me off, Iago gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal lightsaber-toothed tiger, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Iago. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Suddenly a cold beer appeared in my hand. Almighty, you really do care about me!
I ran out of space to write, so I bought a new diary.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know you could buy a beard of epicness for only 3306 coins!
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Cupil into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
The Chairman of the Bored raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Cupil suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Cupil was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
Tried to get rid of all these tribbles, but they bluntly refused to come out of my loot bag.
Suddenly the deus ex machina fell apart. Three tribbles that appeared to live inside immediately moved into my backpack.
I was just about to defeat the Biowolf when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Cupil. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
Judging by Spot’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Spot! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Spot, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
The Vengeful Mole raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Spot suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Spot was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
After such a glorious battle with the Prancing Pony I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Spot, let’s go questing!
Great One, I wanted to build you a temple of golden bricks, but the merchant said gold is better spent. So I bought this cool set of lightsaber nunchucks instead.
This epic beard is a well-crafted limited edition and perfectly suited for stylish yet brutal combat, but I bought it because it was shiny. It’s certainly worth 3657 coins!