Hero

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Varsus

level 56

He has abandoned me!

Age 13 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 78 thousand
Death Count 71
Wins / Losses 294 / 69
Temple Completed at 09/28/2011
Wood for Ark 0.7%
Savings 165 thousand (0.6%)
Pet Heffalump Sneezy 14th level

Equipment

Weapon vuvuzela of annoyance +62
Shield sword processor +56
Head halo of a fallen angel +57
Body beach towel of doom +63
Arms two turtle gloves +58
Legs sandals of time +59
Talisman pair of brass balls +59

Skills

  • Disarming smile level 43
  • Elbow bite level 35
  • Swear-o-matic level 33
  • Street magic level 32
  • Swoop of the smith level 32
  • Bad breath level 28
  • drunken rampage level 28
  • bloody itch level 23
  • sticky fingers level 21
  • Lucky hoof level 20

Pantheons

Templehood106
Gladiatorship379
Storytelling426

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

21st Feb 2011, 12.09pm. My 100th arena win! 100 out of my 270 gold bricks came from the arena. Standing on Gladiator Pantheon: 55. My win/lose ratio: 100/22. Going to sign up for the “Alcholic Gladiators” club.

4th May 2011 Joined the Harvest Moon Guild. Took me half a day to locate a guild master. Took me another 24 hours of begging, groveling and bribery to convince him to join the guild. No longer a member of the New Guild Order. Looking at all the pillaging, blood sacrifices and hatred for kittens, I sense something sinister, yet beautifully alluring in this guild. I just can’t put my finger on it…

5th May 2011 50% completion!

28th May 2011 200th victory! My temple is built on the bloody bricks of my lesser opponents. It is a glorious temple indeed.

7th Sept 2011 03:16: What a solid guild following we have here in this town! Collected 666 coins as my share of guild profit.

My guild is truly evil.

17th Sept 2011 10:45: Stitch snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to . Now he’s making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly dandy lion?

28th Sept 2011 Last brick from a melt. 09:09: Gold coins in my sack suddenly melted into something else. Hey, that’s a golden brick! I can use it for the temple!

09:46: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

09:47: Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this.