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Engel

level 58

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Age 13 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 93 thousand
Death Count 88
Wins / Losses 188 / 42
Temple Completed at 08/21/2012
Savings 968 thousand (3.2%)
Pet Heffalump Behemoth

Equipment

Weapon mourning star +65
Shield inflatable decoy hero +66
Head masque of the red death +69
Body boiler plate mail +65
Arms palm readers +68
Legs pantaloons of fury +68
Talisman LOLympic torch +68

Skills

  • spontaneous combustion level 41
  • mosquito roar level 34
  • bad breath level 33
  • death by snu-snu level 29
  • cri de coeur level 27
  • beer belly level 27
  • concrete placer level 27
  • selfish interest level 23
  • tin throat level 22
  • winged swing level 20

Pantheons

Templehood1866
Gladiatorship665

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Engel was born on 26 April 2011

My “beer belly” skill has been upgraded to level 3! Paid 2035 coins for the training.

My “concrete placer” skill has been upgraded to level 3! Paid 1967 coins for the training.

My “winged swing” skill has been upgraded to level 4! Paid 2310 coins for the training.

My “death by snu-snu” skill has been upgraded to level 7! Paid 4003 coins for the training.

My “bad breath” skill has been upgraded to level 7! Paid 4039 gold coins for the training.

My “beer belly” skill has been upgraded to level 8! Paid 4491 gold coins for the training.

My “death by snu-snu” skill has been upgraded to level 9! Paid 4909 coins for the training.

My “cri de coeur” skill has been upgraded to level 9! Paid 4831 gold coins for the training.

My “tin throat” skill has been upgraded to level 10! Paid 5397 gold coins for the training.

My “bad breath” skill has been upgraded to level 10! Paid 5356 coins for the training.

My “winged swing” skill has been upgraded to level 10! Paid 5393 coins for the training.

My “tin throat” skill has been upgraded to level 12! Paid 6339 gold coins for the training.

My “beer belly” skill has been upgraded to level 12! Paid 6436 coins for the training.

My “bad breath” skill has been upgraded to level 12! Paid 6349 gold coins for the training.

My “tin throat” skill has been upgraded to level 13! Paid 6891 gold coins for the training.

My “spontaneous combustion” skill has been upgraded to level 19! Paid 9872 gold coins for the training.

My “beer belly” skill has been upgraded to level 21! Paid 10932 coins for the training.

My “mosquito roar” skill has been upgraded to level 22! Paid 11475 coins for the training.

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My goodness, what a good deal for WALL-E’s tracks! 3083 gold coins is just a bargain.

Begged a higher-level hero in the shop to sell me his old dwarf bread for a mere 3174 gold coins. It looks a little damaged, but the price was really good!

The trader said a lightsaber nunchucks was all the rage with local heroes, so I bought it for 3508 coins.

Bought some new stuff – a shiny metal axe for just 3648 gold coins.

Begged a higher-level hero in the shop to sell me his old golden fingers for a mere 2680 coins. It looks tarnished, but the price was really good!

“It’s dangerous to go unarmed! Take this half-brick in a sock!” said the trader, as he took 3508 coins from me.

Borrowed a siege helmet while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 3283 coins as compensation.

Borrowed nuclear powered boots while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 3326 gold coins as compensation.

My goodness, what a good deal for a death note! 3248 coins is just a bargain.

Begged a higher-level hero in the shop to sell me his old death note for a mere 3240 gold coins. It looks tarnished, but the price was really good!

Begged a higher-level hero in the shop to sell me his old axes of evil for a mere 3802 gold coins. It looks tarnished, but the price was really good!

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I left the hospital and noticed I was 1736 coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.

I left the hospital and noticed I was 2337 coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.

Attended a concert by the dwarf band ‘Burning Beards’. Did I really just pay 1150 coins for that?

Had some fun at the ‘Khaki-colored Dragon.’ Spent 1054 coins.

Had some fun at the ‘Boatmurdered.’ Spent 1609 gold coins.

Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘Drunken Clam’. Lost 1282 gold coins.

The food at ‘The Rusty Goblin’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 1123 coins for my meal.

I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I could remember. Now I’m missing 1098 coins from my pouch. My Lady, I really should give up drinking.

Had some fun at the ‘The Battle Toad.’ Spent 2906 gold coins.

Attended a concert by the dwarf band ‘Burning Beards’. Man, it was awesome, though the ticket was quite pricey. I paid 5428 gold coins for it.

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Paid 1255 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Boo’s coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.

Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 1232 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!

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Found 1039 coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers!

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Gave 1264 coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of my Lady…

Greedy priests took away 1832 gold coins. The pile of gold quickly disappeared into the pockets of their robes. I hope they’ll sacrifice it to the Great One…

I beg thee, Almighty! Heal my hangover and punish those cats that were screaming last night. Here is something for you — 1118 gold coins.

I beg thee, Great One! Heal my hangover and punish those cats that were yowling last night. Here is something for you — 1243 gold coins.

Had a meal at the temple. Tipped 1241 gold coins to the waiter, who promised me that he would convey the money to the Exalted One.

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When the trader saw my Icewoman’s ear, he grinned slyly and paid me 7837 coins for it.

Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the mystery box and found 4080 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero!

It’s good to be bad, isn’t it my Lady?