6th years
14:38 Suddenly dozens of cherubs appeared and performed an air ballet that formed the words, “Happy 6th B’day🎉🎁🎂.” That was disturbing.
5 years
07:38 One of the voices in my head shouted louder than the others, “Happy 5th B’day🎉🎁🎂. If you are a real human, you will be starting kindergarten.”
4 years 10 months (1778 days)
Xocotzin attained LVL 100.
12:28 In the name of Godville, I have the power! Level 100 is mine, Luminous One.
4 Years 4 months
17:05 Gentle One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
3 Years 11 months
Saint, 1st rank
Encourage the hero 10000 times
2 Years 3 months
My Ark is done!
12:42 a.m. A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
2 Years
06:19 a.m. Unscrewed the top of my hip flask, and was amazed to hear, “Happy Birthday, Pan Wild ? Beer on me today ?” from inside it.
1 Year 11 Months
RnG failed to allow Baloo resurrection. He was Level 44 and 1 Year 3 Months old. Goodbye my old friend.
“I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Baloo into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams.”
1 Year 8 Months
Quest #1,000: Make time wait (epic)
1 Year 3 Months
Achieved Animalist rank 1. At 7 Month 12 Days, Baloo is level 30!
1 Year 3 Months
Killed 100,000 monsters.
1 Year
08:06 You know, Omnipotent One, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Happy Birthday, Pan Wild ? Beer on me today ?”, around as a prayer.
11 month 9 day
Attained pure good! status.
11 month 5 day
First Bingo win!
03:49 While I was searching for the portable photon generator and box of second-hand matches, somebody dropped 7067 coins from a passing cloud. Bingo?
9 month 1 day
Temple completed!