Hopkinton Rhubarb III 4

level 114


Age 10 years 1 month
Personality neutral
Guild Guild by Association
Monsters Killed about 683 thousand
Death Count 235
Wins / Losses 89 / 72
Temple Completed at 07/10/2012
Ark Completed at 10/12/2015 (391.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/15/2018
Words in Book 40.3%
Savings 21M, 675k (72.3%)
Pet Blind gorgon Buck 24th level
Boss Hypnogriff with 52 of power


Weapon piece maker +125
Shield ethereal shield +126
Head earmuffs of selective deafness +125
Body anti-trust suit +126
Arms hands-free gloves +128
Legs rocket skates +127
Talisman hopeless diamond +126


  • clinical strike level 149
  • electrostatic discharge level 134
  • eye scream level 133
  • sword-swallowing level 132
  • bloody itch level 131
  • spontaneous combustion level 129
  • peace enforcement level 122
  • toe-bite level 117
  • teeth gnashing level 114
  • tooth sampling level 95




  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

09:48: Baloo sat off to the side and played with the web browser that he found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he scratched me. Bad rocky raccoon!

02:36: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Pro Tagonist there. Drank from a mug to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time. 02:36 Back on the warpath.

Excerpts Today15:28 Notes from the battlefield: Antonio11 was defeated. Hopkinton Rhubarb Iii got 3266 coins. Hopkinton Rhubarb Iii put a dead garden gnome, a “Probability in Games for Dummies” book, a snark tooth, a book of e-mail stamps, a shrubbery, a behemoth-flavored tea, an inflatable dragon, a bottle of snake oil, a no leaf clover and a lock of Antonio11’s hair into his bag. 14:30 The local sheriff asked me to find someone to agree to disagree with. I don’t want to go to jail, so I’d better do it. 13:55 Quest to ‘assassinate the head of the monsters’ labor union’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick. 22:44 A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to assassinate the head of the monsters’ labor union. It’s a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest? 22:00 Quest to ‘reach for the stars and retrieve one’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick. 18:39 Borrowed an Undead Paladin shield while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 2663 gold coins as compensation.