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Hopkinton Rhubarb III 5

level 126

L'chayyim!!

Age 12 years 11 months
Personality gentle
Guild Guild by Association
(associate)
Monsters Killed about 895 thousand
Death Count 288
Wins / Losses 89 / 72
Temple Completed at 07/10/2012
Ark Completed at 10/12/2015 (526.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/15/2018
Book Written at 07/21/2023
Souls Gathered 18.26%
Savings 29M, 788k (99.3%)
Pet Crypt creeper Tigger 30th level
Boss Appetitan with 150% of power

Equipment

Weapon piece maker +139
Shield content filter +136
Head earmuffs of selective deafness +140
Body anti-trust suit +138
Arms hands-free gloves +140
Legs rocket skates +140
Talisman hopeless diamond +138

Skills

  • rickrolling level 166
  • electro-broom level 156
  • battle chess level 155
  • falcon punch level 151
  • sword-swallowing level 149
  • backyard portal level 144
  • full throttle level 143
  • self-propelled feet level 133
  • lossy compression level 127
  • stifling embrace level 119

Feats

  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude528
Might1032
Templehood1353
Gladiatorship5606
Mastery331
Taming3505
Survival2099
Savings792
Creation3415
Arkeology547
Catch668
Wordcraft974
Soulfulness992
Unity154
Popularity79

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

09:48: Baloo sat off to the side and played with the web browser that he found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he scratched me. Bad rocky raccoon!

02:36: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Pro Tagonist there. Drank from a mug to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time. 02:36 Back on the warpath.

Excerpts Today15:28 Notes from the battlefield: Antonio11 was defeated. Hopkinton Rhubarb Iii got 3266 coins. Hopkinton Rhubarb Iii put a dead garden gnome, a “Probability in Games for Dummies” book, a snark tooth, a book of e-mail stamps, a shrubbery, a behemoth-flavored tea, an inflatable dragon, a bottle of snake oil, a no leaf clover and a lock of Antonio11’s hair into his bag. 14:30 The local sheriff asked me to find someone to agree to disagree with. I don’t want to go to jail, so I’d better do it. 13:55 Quest to ‘assassinate the head of the monsters’ labor union’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick. 22:44 A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to assassinate the head of the monsters’ labor union. It’s a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest? 22:00 Quest to ‘reach for the stars and retrieve one’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick. 18:39 Borrowed an Undead Paladin shield while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 2663 gold coins as compensation.