Jade Green

level 42


Age 9 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 35 thousand
Death Count 40
Wins / Losses 30 / 13
Bricks for Temple 42.5%
Pet Dandy lion Scratchy


Weapon half-brick in a sock +38
Shield meme blocker +40
Head anti-meteor helmet +41
Body hazmat suit +40
Arms dimensionless gloves +41
Legs Christmas stockings +39
Talisman dice of doom +46


  • mass effect level 24
  • falcon punch level 23
  • heel grip level 19
  • rays of love level 18
  • tin throat level 11
  • cri de coeur level 10
  • swords-swallowing level 10
  • beer belly level 9
  • winged swing level 6
  • dragon pout level 1




  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles


by 3.09.10

  • intern of “Holy Random” guild (neutral)
  • Pantheon of Construction: 1084 place (3,3%, level 15)
  • win/lose: 5/0

by 7.10.10

  • unity: 2, chief master of “Holy Random” guild (gentle)
  • Pantheon of Gladiatorship: 101
  • Pantheon of Construction: 229 (9,4%, level 21)
  • win/lose: 25/8

by 14.12.10

  • unity: 45, grand master of “Holy Random” guild (neutral)
  • Pantheon of Gladiatorship: 383 (28/12)
  • Pantheon of Construction: 191 (19,7%, level 30)
  • Pantheon of Taming: 132 (rocky raccoon Felix “Cheerful”, 14th level)



Heard something about the God of The Great Random... I suppose that’s a new kind of heresy. Donated 234 coins to the Exalted One.

Suddenly the news about a golden calf grazing near the town spread around Godville. My Goddess, is that your handiwork? I took the opportunity and declared him as a sacred symbol of “Holy Random” guild.

Put “tin throat” into practice and got 38% discount.

No opponent dared to challenge my superior combat abilities. Got 1176 coins for trying and returned to the real heroic deeds. >> Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick! Finally! It’s so hard to melt the gold from the first attempt! X.X

Notes from arena battle: Danicus begs for mercy. Jade Green definitely met her god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 5745 gold coins and a golden brick. /Wow! going to arena with such amount of money and doing nothing to win.. that was strange 0.o ok then./ Gold coins in my sack suddenly melted into something else. Hey, that’s a golden brick! I can use it for the temple! Then: Felt that my purse lightened a lot, and then a golden brick dropped down from my sleeve. Holy magic! Yay to the temple!))

Found 267 coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers! Wow! Already? Great!

You know, my Lady, the life of a heroine is so lonely… I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Rocky Raccoon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Felix. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a bone and fastened the leash. (wow! cutie!) Felix suddenly raised his nose and roared loudly. Green Fairy and his fellows dispersed, cawing with fright.

I guess I’m lucky! Found a treasure chest with 1961 gold coins. Mysterious forces created a golden brick in my purse. Lady, was that you? Yeah! Lucky day, I should say))

Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Godville’s Admin there. We built a little field altar and prayed for both our gods. Maybe, we should build a pantheon next time. - – I wonder, what Admin’s God looks like XD


Character – optimistic one

Aha, Santa Claws! Not even death can save you from me!

  • Few minutes later

Restored a bit of health by using the bottle labeled “Drink me”. Hey, Santa Claws, come over here!

  • and then all of a sudden

Luckily, that Santa Claws can’t move as fast as I can run…

silly one

If I pray hard enough, maybe the Almighty will change my eye color to green. Then they’d match my armor! They’d match your surname, little silly!))