Then I woke up
I appeared out of nowhere, I do not know what I’m doing here or how I got here but now I have to reach my only goal …
survive
Hey
Uh?
You, the one with the face of a disoriented idiot
Who you are?
I am your God and now you will do everything that I order, no matter how stupid it seems
What?! Why do that? What would win with it?
Beer
Mmmmm you have my attention
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So you want me to build a temple with bricks of gold?
Sup
And where am I supposed to get bricks of gold?
It’s not my problem, good luck
This is going to get ugly
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Hey Almighty
What?
Could you help me a little?
In which?
Mmmm I do not know, maybe in walking, or in breathing or I know
Killing this monster!
I can not do this
Can you even knock him out?
Nope
Immobilize it?
Nope
Distract him?
Nope
Get me out of here?
Nope
Ask for help?
Nope
Give me a weapon?
Wait a second
…
A long thin branch appears in my hands
Is seriously?!
Sup
You could not give me a sword or something like that?!
You should have been more specific
I hate you
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Well, that went better than I expected
Say it for you, I’m very hurt, if I had a safe life bar I would be with twenty of life
Actually they are twelve of life
Wait to?
Nothing
Agh !, could you heal me or at least make it not hurt?
That is easy
A blinding light covers me completely …
I feel better, thank you, maybe this is not so bad
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I want better equipment!
I can not do that, go buy it at the store!
I do not have gold!!!
Face enemies, they will release you gold!!!
BUT FOR THAT I NEED BETTER EQUIPMENT!!!
BUY IT IN THE STORE!!!
THEN GIVE ME GOLD!!!!!!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All right, I already have six bricks, I think that’s enough for today
You have done well, you can rest
I’ll go to the tavern for a few rounds of beer
What?, you will not go there!
It was a tiring day, I deserve it
If you go to the tavern sure you spend all the gold
I do not care, I also got these three thousand gold coins on my own and spend them as I want
You will not do it
I will do it and you can not do anything to stop me
I do not think so
Despite not having a single cloud a lightning bolt falls directly towards me
You do not have the evil to kill me
I know, look at your pocket
Eh?
I looked in my pocket and saw that all my coins melted into a brick of gold
Wonderful, you got a seventh brick, you’re awesome, once you add it to the temple you can rest
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It’s a shame they do not accept bricks as pay
This being a hero is very difficult