Hero

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Oiwic 4

level 121

I should take up atheism

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild Harvest Moon
(sickpuppy)
Monsters Killed about 684 thousand
Death Count 305
Wins / Losses 59 / 32
Temple Completed at 01/10/2012
Ark Completed at 10/05/2017 (368.5%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/08/2021
Words in Book 88.9%
Savings 22M, 863k (76.2%)
Pet Godvilla Mog 56th level
Boss Glitch Doctor with 142% of power

Equipment

Weapon hunk of burning love +133
Shield middle aegis +130
Head wig of insufferable pomposity +135
Body seaweed wrap +135
Arms punchline gloves +134
Legs boots of sprained ankles +134
Talisman silver lining +134

Skills

  • mass effect level 137
  • radiokinesis level 128
  • iron vortex level 127
  • mountain moving level 126
  • dove of peace level 126
  • electro-broom level 125
  • powerful sneeze level 118
  • bloody itch level 114
  • cash whistle level 106
  • fake smile level 92

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator

Pantheons

Gratitude125
Might1676
Templehood278
Gladiatorship7312
Mastery1168
Taming221
Survival5013
Savings1646
Arkeology1962
Catch2003
Wordcraft1623
Unity3
Popularity4
Duelery2
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Martyr
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

All through his life Oiwic wanted to be a hero. Not just any hero , they were becoming ten a penny, but the greatest hero. It was unfortunate then, he lacked some of the basic quality’s to achieve this goal. Firstly , he was a coward, but not just a coward a vicious coward that would gladly stab you in the back while you were in the toilet.Secondly, and probably more significantly, he was mind bendingly stupid, not just your average run of the mill stupid, but stupid enough to ask the viscous God Wicro for help despite the numerous warnings he was given . Thirdly, he was remarkably lazy, so lazy in fact he often fell over his own shoe laces since he lacked the motivation to tie them. Despite, these flaws he does try, or maybe more realistically he will try anyone’s patience.

Despite all his disadvantages in life he somehow managed to finish building his temple to the cruel Lord Wicro. Rumour has it, although he always denies this, his pet was really responsible for its completion.

Oiwic complete lack of common sense combined with a generally poor upbringing, means he was stuck with Wicro, despite his God unleashing a plague of boils,lightning strikes and a plethora off other misfortune on him. Why is he being punished so? Well wait to you meet him.