I was born in April 24, 2012, with the love of the god “WENCHIA” and destined to be the hero of my time. Battling the senseless monstrous creatures and dueling faceless heroes will be the daily highlights. What can I ask for more for my insignificant life?
I often started with countless drinks before battles. To be honest, it made my fights so much easier. So far I got myself killed only twice before lv. 12, before the entry to a guild. Not bad, not bad at all.
Wow, the first fight in the arena. I got a great opponent, the BigHandsome. I narrowly escaped with a win. Lucky me! Guess I should buy lottery now.
On the seventh day of my birth, I began my quest to join a guild, Knights who say Ni. I joined because I loved the name. Forgive my vanity, Almighty One. It only took me two days to finish the quest and was officially a member of the “Knights who say Ni”. Hooray!!
Okay, was this some kind of crazy amusement for you, Almighty One? I was resurrected 4 times already since my birth 11 days ago. I don’t know what this mean to you, but please stop making me die over and over again. It is really getting old, honestly!
On the 19th day of my birth, I had reached a new plateau in my career of monster slaying. I reached level 15 with a new skill of “Tin throat”. It is a skill for trade. But for some reason, I have no idea how to use it. Does it mean I can now talk the traders to death or force them to pay more money for my stuffs? Pondering….. By the way, a wandering stranger told me that I couldn’t be as stupid as I look, because that would be impossible. Well, I took that as a compliment.
One day I entered the gates of Tradeburg and stumbled upon a sign. It said ‘We don’t have a village idiot, we all take turns.’ I wondered if I am qualified for it.
Almighty One, I did it. I had completed 5% of your golden temple in just 27 days. I had sacrificed 4172 monsters in your honor to make that happened. Hope you are happy with my progress and please please do not to let me die over and over again! I will smite more monsters in your honor.
In the final day of my first month of birth, it was the happiest day of my life so far. At first, the Singing Shark was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously. Later on, I heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but fortunately discovered three golden bricks in their place. Dear Diary, I’d started to think that nothing could surprise me anymore…
Next day, few hours after I reached level 18 and was on the way of finishing my quest, I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Bess. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. I must be lonelier than I thought, taking a pet as soon as the first opportunity provided. Not very picky indeed!
Today I tattooed ‘ad pugn autri ☠’ on my butheek. Nice! Now I am a real hero!
On my 78th days, following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and saw that some of my trophies are missing, but now I have six golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle! I guess alchemical transmuter can really do woer 93 days of working nights anddays, I finally finished half of temple.ot to say, that was a lot of hard work, Almighty one! Can’t we stop and take a break now?
I have to let Bess go free on the 115th days . She has become too high-maintenance. It is just no good to have her around anymore. Few hours later, I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Prancing Pony, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sven. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
A change of pet, this time is a biowolf Pilot, on the 142th day.
On the 157th day: today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
On 2013/09/21 TGR had decided that templed heroes has to build an ark just incase of emergency, like some non-sense global floods. So with the help my god, WENCHIA, there might be possibility of finishing this ark asap. There we go!!!