At eight days old, the hero takes up his 13th quest, to join the ranks of the truly wicked in the Harvest Moon guild. 22:34: I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, and sent him on his way. Hero very nearly left the harvest moon guild after some bad advice, from a pub idiot no doubt. Enough persuasion and a bit of wrath helped sort him out.: 16:07: “Suddenly realized that to become the 308th member of the guild “Sons of Odin” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!” You’re welcome. Now don’t do it again. Ever. 14:06: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Tradeburg. Great One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Harvest Moon” guild.
Volterabyte 庙
level 55
Wooooooooo!
Age | 12 years 6 months |
Personality | neutral |
Guild | no guild |
Monsters Killed | about 79 thousand |
Death Count | 80 |
Wins / Losses | 33 / 40 |
Temple Completed at | 10/19/2013 |
Wood for Ark | 1.3% | Savings | 48 thousand (0.2%) |
Pet | Bipolar bear Felix |
Equipment
Weapon | nerf cannon | +63 |
Shield | shield of dreams | +63 |
Head | cover of darkness | +64 |
Body | tectonic plate mail | +65 |
Arms | noodly appendages | +64 |
Legs | feet of strength | +63 |
Talisman | gravity multiplier | +64 |
Skills
- intimate tickling level 32
- death by snu-snu level 30
- seasickness level 25
- homesickness level 25
- swoop of the smith level 24
- powerful sneeze level 22
- lucky hoof level 20
- sober view level 18
- pathological honesty level 17
- brownian motion level 15
Pantheons
Templehood | 8513 |
Achievements
- Builder, 1st rank
- Animalist, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Favorite, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank