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Volterabyte

level 55

Wooooooooo!

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 79 thousand
Death Count 80
Wins / Losses 33 / 40
Temple Completed at 10/19/2013
Wood for Ark 1.3%
Savings 48 thousand (0.2%)
Pet Bipolar bear Felix

Equipment

Weapon nerf cannon +63
Shield shield of dreams +63
Head cover of darkness +64
Body tectonic plate mail +65
Arms noodly appendages +64
Legs feet of strength +63
Talisman gravity multiplier +64

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 32
  • death by snu-snu level 30
  • seasickness level 25
  • homesickness level 25
  • swoop of the smith level 24
  • powerful sneeze level 22
  • lucky hoof level 20
  • sober view level 18
  • pathological honesty level 17
  • brownian motion level 15

Pantheons

Templehood8513

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

At eight days old, the hero takes up his 13th quest, to join the ranks of the truly wicked in the Harvest Moon guild. 22:34: I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, and sent him on his way. Hero very nearly left the harvest moon guild after some bad advice, from a pub idiot no doubt. Enough persuasion and a bit of wrath helped sort him out.: 16:07: “Suddenly realized that to become the 308th member of the guild “Sons of Odin” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!” You’re welcome. Now don’t do it again. Ever. 14:06: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Tradeburg. Great One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Harvest Moon” guild.