Shou Gnomercy was born to a starving family of eccentric millionaires. Try as they would to teach him the nutritional value of a gold coin, Shou could never come to accept their tragic traditions, or tragditions as they proudly called them. Thus he set out, upon a busy path, waiting for a horse to trample him… when suddenly he awoke in the holy house of Vorpal Bored.
The followers of Vorpal Bored told Shou that he was likely saved, for last, as entertainment for their “Awesome and Cool With The Ladies” Lord. Realizing this has all been a stop-sign from the great beyond, Shou Gnomercy proudly sets off to smell flowers until such time as he decides to get drunk with the money he steals from things he kills.
Proud Moments
21:22: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Splendid.