There once was a small, small village. And in that village there was a house. And in that house, there was a a little girl by the name of Sue, with her father Bob, her mother Mary, and her older brother Joe. Sue led a simple life, and very boring one at that. She didn’t get out of the house much, and was homeschooled, so she was basically friendless. All she did, every day was eat, sleep, and get taught by her mother. So, long story short, EXTREMELY boring.
Then one day, Sue looked out her window to see the volcano that was a few miles outside the village. And suddenly she heard a small voice in her head, softly calling her to the volcano. So she sneaked out the back door and headed toward it.
It took most of the day to get there, and Sue wasn’t very used to much physical activity, so she was really tired when she got to the foot of the volcano. But she started up it anyway. It took several hours and a lot of physical strain to get to the rim so by the time got there she passed out and fell straight into the lava.
When Sue woke up she was sitting on a piece of rock floating in the lava. Then a booming voice yelled down from the heavens “You have been chosen to do what I ,your god Volcanoman, tell you to do. You shall go across the land, traveling far and wide, doing good deeds in my name, and will be known as, Lavagirl!” And from then on, Lavagirl has been doing just as Volcanoman has instructed her, well, more or less.