07:10 PM Challenged a statue to a staring contest and shamefully lost. Challenged it to a drinking contest afterward and reinforced my dominance.
11:08 PM Saw a blue hedgehog roll past me at an alarming speed. Must be mating season again…
09:16 AM Saw an ad claiming I could collect dozens of bricks per day working from home, without slaying another monster. What an amazing opportunity! Immediately sent 5390 coins for the information packet and training kit.
07:09 PM The only mistakes I can recall are the ones I make when I’m sober. There’s only one logical solution to this…
06:08 PM Paneb suddenly turned green and increased dramatically in size, before yelling “Paneb smash!” and tossing Archillion around like a rag doll.
12:44 PM My weapon is glowing blue. A tavern must be nearby.
01:57 AM Was confronted by my nemesis. In truth, I expected something more dignified than a squirrel.