(Godvilledate whatever, 28.5% of my temple completed.)
OH MY GOD! Well, that’s it. I just love my god. I’m not in love with my god but.. You know what I mean. I hope.
(Godvilledate whatever, 27.4% of my temple completed.)
I don’t remember my birth. I’ve heard prophecies that sons of gods are born of virgins, which would explain a lot. Too much, perhaps. Once I kissed a girl (at least I think she was a girl and not a bearded lady) and I liked it. But that’s all about my experiences with girls.
I have several friends, though, and many of them are female. I suppose I’m stuck in the frenzy zone.
But anyway, all the females I know are just as keen fighters as I am. If I somehow managed to get married and had kids with my wife, one of us should stay at home to take care of our kids as I’ve never seen a kindergarten in Godville. Well, I’ve never heard of anyone having a kid either. Hmm. There is something very wrong and ominous about this place.
When I grow up, I want to have a shiny golden temple. And a mighty steed. Explosivo! (Where did that come from, is it you, my God?)