Hero

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Sun-Wukong 4

level 117

I am the Monkey King!!!

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild Righteous guild!
(fowlmancer)
Monsters Killed about 688 thousand
Death Count 246
Wins / Losses 55 / 39
Temple Completed at 02/11/2013
Ark Completed at 08/07/2016 (422.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/01/2020
Words in Book 82.6%
Savings 21M, 957k (73.2%)
Pet Battle toad Nibbler 43rd level
Boss Killdebeest with 141% of power

Equipment

Weapon dead poets club +127
Shield responsibility deflector +129
Head situational blinders +127
Body not-to-scale mail +131
Arms fistful of dollars +130
Legs habit kickers +128
Talisman amulet of false hope +129

Skills

  • asynchronous swimming level 130
  • iron vortex level 130
  • mass effect level 120
  • unbearable boredom level 113
  • fanned fingers level 112
  • backyard portal level 112
  • selfish interest level 110
  • effect of the groundhog level 108
  • brownian motion level 108
  • glance of Kaa level 103

Feats

  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Win an arena duel that lasts for 50+ turns
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might2231
Templehood5622
Gladiatorship10082
Unity133
Popularity235
Duelery116
Adventure100

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

22:13: A wandering monk told me about a god who could turn water into wine. Nothing special – my god turns entire monsters into gold, experience, and beer.
08:49: Sun-Wukong observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Uberpicklemonkey is on the watch!
20:39: Realized that I left my towel at the last camp. Must. Not. PANIC!
20:49: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the deus ex machina. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.
22:32: The knapsack glowed, there was a whistle — and suddenly I found myself standing in the middle of a metropolitan square. The life of a simple hero will certainly make my hair go grey one day.
Monsters Killed 6666
06:26: The Rotten Heffalump raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Pumba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Pumba quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
16:59: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Woody. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
16:53: A terrifying Dandy Lion approaches but I am not afraid, since I have my valiant Woody by my s… Hey, you coward, come back here!
13:03: Somehow I’ve managed to make sure all their base are belong to us. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go and bust a move.
19:50: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word ‘AUTOSAVE’ flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly.
21:45: The trader suddenly started sobbing while mumbling something about deceiving hundreds of heroes and carrying the soul-crushing burden of a guilty conscience. I nodded sympathetically while sneaking 239 coins from the register.
18:04: Almost instantly after teleporting to the Godville Arena, the sky began raining trophies. I added a bottle of mojo, a migratory coconut, and some generic loot to my bag.
19:30: Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Iago, I’m so glad to see you!
16:40: Disarmed the Asthmatic Dragon. I wonder what I should do with this arm… Hey Pinky, fetch!
22:12: The trader gave me a free ’I’m with stupid’ T-shirt for my bipolar bear. It looks nice – just the right size!
12:00: My solar bear pounced on me and shouted in my face ‘feed stubby.’ Wow, Stubby, your breath really stinks! I
22:49: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
17:20: Suddenly a cold beer appeared in my hand. Exalted One, you really do care about me!
7/8/16
17:10 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward.
19/9/16
level 30 pet
12:31 As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Nipper began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Almighty, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?

20/2/17
10:26 A beautiful oracle in pure white materialized in front of me and advised me on how to become the 50th member of the guild “Righteous guild!”. Her advice was kind of vague, but useful, nevertheless.

rejoin guild after my stupid hero joined another guild
21:29 Found someone who allowed me to join “Righteous guild!”. Hi, fellows!

27/2/19
release my pet that used to be level 30, until it want healed in time.
00:51 I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around Gleep’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Gleep!

16 March 2020
00:58 Alright, I’m now level 100! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.

15 August 2020
23:10 I was trying to convince a town-dweller of the benefits of joining “Righteous guild!”, when suddenly I split into a hundred clones of myself, who each continued to try to convert the locals before fighting to the death, leaving only me. The lucky residents of Godville shall fondly remember the day they were overrun with a plague as handsome as this!