11:29: The trader was so surprised to see my shiny metal ass, he immediately gave me 152 gold coins for the worthless thing. To the tavern! 20:01: It’s raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.13:10: Roasted marshmallows over the smouldering corpse of the slaughtered Hell Monitor.
Heroine
Angel blackblade
level 52
y u no die
| Age | 12 years 10 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 72 thousand |
| Death Count | 57 |
| Wins / Losses | 39 / 31 |
| Bricks for Temple | 73.4% |
| Pet | Heffalump Pinky |
Equipment
| Weapon | vuvuzela of annoyance | +62 |
| Shield | stunt double | +54 |
| Head | contra band | +53 |
| Body | cloak of cloaking | +53 |
| Arms | Icarus rockets | +53 |
| Legs | mission briefs | +52 |
| Talisman | acid rock | +57 |
Skills
- gnashing of teeth level 35
- street magic level 29
- mass effect level 29
- peek-a-boo level 26
- bending chakras level 23
- asynchronous swimming level 18
- win on points level 13
- cash whistle level 13
- Cheshire smile level 13
- sticky fingers level 12
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Builder, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank