Less than a month ago, a bored goddess named Twilightheart decided to meddle in the mortal world. However, since she was banned from actually appearing on Earth, she had to make do with a pawn to work through. Now when she made her little heroine, she kinda sorta got a little distracted while she was creating her puppets’ brain. The distraction happened to be in the form of a cute little puppy and an adorable kitten. Since she just LOVES cats and dogs, she threw everything to the side to go pet them and cuddle and kiss them! Since the heroine was nearly completely created, lacking only a brain and a spirit to give it life, she was rather helpless in the dust realm. She ended up there because when Twilightheart threw everything to go to the puppy and kitten, she ended up falling in between the couch cushions…and it was like a whole ‘nother world down there because all the dust under the cushions had actually formed a primitive civilization under there because of all the residue of godly power that Twilightheart threw about while training and missed cleaning up later. This resulted in a dust bunny patrol finding L.F and taking her to the Priesthood of the Dust Bunnies. The priests decided to warp L.F by using their most tainted and powerful dust to create her brain. Right as they put the finishing touches on her brain, Twilightheart summoned L.F’s body back to her. The problem was it had been about 2 days since the distraction and Twilightheart just assumed that she had only the spirit left to give to L.F. Once she implanted the spirit, L.F magically appeared in the human world.
However, shortly after L.F’s creation, Twilightheart discovered the dust bunny civilization in her couch. After a swift battle where Twilightheart grabbed a dustbuster and cleaned the couch, she forced the Dusties to swear oaths of loyalty to her. They were forced to tell her what they did to L.F’s brain, cause by then she had noticed her heroine was rather….odd. Once she can find out the secret of what they did to make L.F’s brain, she will create an army of Dusties to take over the world. Twilightheart currently uses L.F as a test subject so she can find out whether a brain of dust is better than a warrior made entirely of dust (Dustie). Eventually she will figure the secret out and NO ONE will be able to stop her! Especially if they’re asthmatic or have dust allergies or something similar to that. Also, she’ll have no real problem with OCD people or neat freaks since they’re liable to either have heart attacks or panic attacks from the sheer amount of dirt coming at them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!……………………ahem. XD
And this is why A) you don’t write these things at almost 2 a.m. and B) why I am considered to be on a very different wavelength by basically everyone that knows me. But, at least I’m never at a loss for making myself laugh. Yay insanity!!!!!