Heroine

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Hot Mess 庙舟

level 94

I'm a Hot Mess!

Age 13 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 343 thousand
Death Count 163
Wins / Losses 141 / 90
Temple Completed at 08/01/2012
Ark Completed at 06/10/2020 (156.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 138m, 125f (12.5%)
Savings 9M, 332k (31.1%)
Pet Battlesheep Spot 19th level

Equipment

Weapon North Poleaxe +103
Shield loading screen +103
Head choke collar +104
Body sequined mankini +102
Arms four-fingered gauntlets +103
Legs kilt of a thousand drafts +103
Talisman sixth sensor +103

Skills

  • golden vein level 107
  • swear-o-matic level 94
  • clinical strike level 88
  • Cheshire smile level 85
  • mountain moving level 84
  • sword-swallowing level 81
  • teeth gnashing level 73
  • lion belch level 71
  • sunstroke level 69
  • toe-bite level 49

Feats

  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map ✓

Pantheons

Gratitude2659
Might7530
Templehood1601
Gladiatorship2515

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I am Hot Mess. As my name states, I cannot keep my mind together and I look so good doing it. Some of my hobbies include: Dancing on tables, dropping it really low, getting down and dirty, wandering the streets drunk at 4AM, and loving my sweetheart Train Wreck <3. I also enjoy slaying monsters around milestones 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, and 108. My favorite color is pink and I never smell bad, regardless of how many monsters I slay <333333333333333333

I am co-founders of the guild Lifeguards Anonymous with my soulmate Train Wreck <3333