Hero

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Tpod666

level 57

darwinisim is the key

Age 12 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 91 thousand
Death Count 65
Wins / Losses 44 / 31
Temple Completed at 08/25/2017
Wood for Ark 5.5%
Savings 266 thousand (0.9%)
Pet Solar bear Dumbo

Equipment

Weapon can of WMD-40 +66
Shield unconscious armadillo +66
Head earmuffs of solitude +65
Body boiler plate mail +66
Arms big bangles +66
Legs Pandora's boxers +66
Talisman jar of sunlight +67

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 33
  • liana-eyebrows level 33
  • steel finger level 30
  • powerful sneeze level 30
  • fanned fingers level 29
  • swoop of the smith level 27
  • opacity control level 25
  • knight's move level 21
  • brain dilution level 21
  • selfish interest level 20

Pantheons

Templehood24338
Gladiatorship13643

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

03:26 PM Was rewarded with a golden brick for bragging about killing a wanted monster. Gunboat Diplomat, rest in peace!

07:50 PM Suddenly felt like I had to find a use for the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came two shiny new golden bricks!“Fight or be beaten, it’s your choice!”

06:07 AM The golden pumpkin suddenly turned into a golden brick. That was unexpected. 06:00 AM Met up with Rekz. We talked about the good old days, when drinking at the tavern wasn’t interrupted by all this questing.

Longest duel-67 rounds

06:09: The Forest Grump was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a portable tunnel. It will need a good washing before I can sell it.

07:47: Da nit I ne d to buy a new pen, th s on is run ing ou of ink.

13:15: When the trader saw my shiny metal ass, he grinned cunningly and paid 653 gold coins for it.

06:51: The First Person Shooter was beaten to death. I found 34 coins and a three-volume orcish epic book.

13:21: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the mystery box. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3948 gold coins inside!

17:07:Standing in line, renewing his hero license…

21:12: I woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that my life was someone else’s game…

23:39: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!

01:10: It’s raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.

21:23: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the deus ex machina. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3823 coins inside!

01:20: While the Auto Pilot was busy engraving my epitaph on a tombstone, I taped a “Kick Me” sign on his back and quickly ran away.

01:49 PM Lightning hits the frog… frog jumps… bird eats frog… bird chokes on frog… bird crashes into bear… bear jumps up and sees me… bear chases me… I get mauled. I say! Well done, Exalted One.

08:58 PM Learned that hiding from the Hot Cross Bunny in poison ivy is a really bad idea. Farewell, hard and cruel world!