level 92

Reality is a farce 丯

Age 4 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild Blue Feather
Monsters Killed about 254 thousand
Death Count 72
Wins / Losses 166 / 95
Temple Completed at 01/07/2018
Ark Completed at 08/22/2019 (187.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 723m, 709f (70.9%)
Savings 9M, 709k (32.4%)
Pet Philosoraptor Fang 21st level


Weapon point-and-shoot sword +100
Shield filibuster +102
Head eye tunes +102
Body armor geddon +101
Arms cold shoulderpads +101
Legs containment breeches +101
Talisman lucky star +101


  • mountain moving level 75
  • electro-broom level 73
  • battle chess level 69
  • mega-bite level 66
  • somersault squatting level 65
  • thumb blowing level 62
  • dove of peace level 61
  • stifling embrace level 58
  • bloody itch level 55
  • backyard portal level 54




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Dueler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

1.1 – Think I lost my memory, I don’t know how I got here. I just woke up in a small and dirty hotel room with nothing more than, also, a small bag of coins in my nightstand.

1.2 – I went downstairs and asked the owner to tell me where I was; the woman smiled at me with a slightly macabre expression and handed me a map: Godville.

1.3 – I was somewhere downtown in Heisenburg. The city looked nice so I took my things and I went for a walk. People seemed rushed, they picked up the things nearby as they closed their doors and windows quickly.

1.4 – I asked a passerby what was going on and he told me “the celestial clock is about to ring” and he disappeared entering a bar, leaving me full of doubts.

1.5 – A couple of minutes later a shrill sound ran through the streets of the town; an intense light and a strong wind hit me in the face and the whole city vanished in front of my eyes, as abducted in the air.

1.6 – Abandoned in the middle of nowhere only surrounded by the belongings left behind by the inhabitants. I found among the garbage a Guide to the galaxy