‘The mark of a true hero is their ability to do something that the government will officially deny on their first attempt.’ – Breaking News 15 July 2015
05:38 PM Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
01:51 PM I’ve decided, Soul Supreme, that you are just an excuse my mind has concocted to explain away my magic powers which I cannot, as of yet, fully control. Either that or you’re real, and will definitely smite me for thinking this.