22:13: Tried using a Jedi mind trick on the trader. Got slapped in the face.
Stacking up dead monsters…
22:26: I saved a fish from drowning. Did you see that act of kindness, Great One?
22:37: A wandering merchant tried to sell me some sort of slap-based cutting device for the kitchen, but I wasn’t interested.
02:24: A glowing fairy came along shouting ‘HEY, LISTEN!’. I swatted it out of the air.
03:21: Seriously considered procrastinating, but decided to put it off until later.
Standing at the rim of a deep well, I felt an insidious urge to kick someone down it. Madness.