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Motogeek

level 97

🐙🐙🐙 amor vincit nihil

Age 12 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 353 thousand
Death Count 176
Wins / Losses 471 / 206
Temple Completed at 08/07/2012
Ark Completed at 10/21/2016 (217.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 796m, 753f (75.3%)
Savings 12M, 102k (40.3%)
Pet Battlesheep Zellybelle 17th level

Equipment

Weapon The Schwartz +105
Shield pocket protector +106
Head bucket of sensory deprivation +106
Body waist of space +106
Arms steel wool mittens +106
Legs leviathong +106
Talisman godtag +108

Skills

  • deafening snore level 100
  • pseudopod attack level 100
  • slap of the whale level 92
  • mating contact level 86
  • explosive character level 77
  • selfish interest level 75
  • poisoned kiss level 65
  • fanned fingers level 60
  • sober view level 57
  • awkward silence level 34

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones

Pantheons

Gratitude283
Might6786
Templehood1686
Gladiatorship369

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Hero’s log Day 689 g.e.

Another day, another gold brick or two for thy devine temple. The endless stream of monsters never seem to end.

Today during an Arena battle, my God actually encouraged me a few times. I think He was worried that I was about to lose the battle. The good side is that I won (in His devine name, of course). The bad side is that two encouragements dropped me down several hundred places and a few pages in the pantheon of destruction. I could sense His rage, for as soon as the battle ended, I got several rapid-fire lightning strikes of punishment. The good news is that one of the lightning bolts actually turned most of the gold in my bag into a gold brick. Oh goody, now I’m one small step closer to building the devine temple.

Maybe tomorrow will be better…