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Tarot 4

level 102

I Яead them and wept!✓

Age 3 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild Knights who say Ni
(cardinal)
Monsters Killed about 265 thousand
Death Count 71
Wins / Losses 682 / 260
Temple Completed at 04/12/2021
Ark Completed at 06/12/2022 (205.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/13/2024
Savings 11M, 710k (39.0%)
Pet Reservoir dog Iago 34th level

Equipment

Weapon tearjerker +113
Shield magnetic field +114
Head deely boppers +115
Body seaweed wrap +113
Arms going-going gauntlets +114
Legs boots of sprained ankles +112
Talisman amulet of false hope +115

Skills

  • forced generosity level 90
  • win on points level 86
  • toe-bite level 85
  • golden vein level 84
  • mating contact level 84
  • thumb blowing level 83
  • awkward silence level 82
  • self-cloning level 79
  • peek-a-boo level 76
  • scissorhands level 76

Feats

  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Win an arena duel that lasts for 50+ turns
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Reach the treasure room with single-digit HP
  • ⓵ Exhaust a boss with a 100+ turns battle

Pantheons

Gratitude147
Might5364
Templehood37277
Gladiatorship192
Storytelling132
Mastery3197
Taming2371
Survival932
Savings3440
Arkeology3614
Catch3291
Duelers739
Unity2
Popularity3
Duelery5
Adventure5

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Dueler
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Invincible
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Tarot’s Origin

I have finally done it. I have contacted a god! Um well,… I mean I have totally contacted many more gods before this one, so it’s not too big of a deal, heh. Anyways, It happened when I was going through my normal day of business of scami- enlightening townsfolk when suddenly, my toaster just popped. Slightly annoyed, I pulled the bread out of the toaster and ate it. Somebody must have snuck into my tent when i wasn’t looking or something, because I didn’t even buy any bread that week.

Evidently, this did not please the sender, because the next thing I knew, a lightning bolt burnt a hole through my tent and hit my toaster. When the smoke faded, the side had been branded with an emblem of a wyrm going in an infinity symbol with a piece of bread behind it.

Apparently, this god Toastwyrm, is the sole reason for all the messages burnt into toast. Other gods queue up the messages, but he is the one who burns and delivers the toast to heroes. The fact that I managed to contact this god means that there are so many more gods than I thought. I thought these “heros” were pretending to have a god for the Hero Discount at the taverns. I mean, thats my whole lifestyle! You wouldn’t believe the amount of gold people will give for you to preten-Uh… contact the gods!

Well apparently, Toastwyrm did not appreciate my ABSOLUTELY LEGITIMATE BUSINESS, as he decided to burn it down instead of just asking for me to change directions. I mean I guess he did a couple times on toast, but you can never know for sure what’s a god and what’s a coincidence you know?. So for now, I have decided to take up adventuring. Given my credentials, it’s the only other job I can get, so i guess my only choice is becoming a hero in the name of Toastwyrm!

Temple Progress

10/31/20 25%: I just finished laying the 250th brick on Halloween 2020. I feel like my third eye’s vision has been increased. Spooky!

Pets

Chewy Released : ballpoint penguin

Cuddles: Lightsaber-toothed tiger
Proof that Lightsaber-toothed tigers help fight
02:12
Cuddles spun around under the monster’s feet and chewed on its heels.
Personal Bests:

Most Gold Held: 121787 coins

Most Gold Wasted: 24170 coins

Highest Bingo Score: 83

Best Bingo Place: 3

Best Crossword Place: 11

Highest Godpower Cap: 46

Duels of Honour

08:19 AM Notes from the arena: Sleighbaybay is on her knees. Tarot salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2400 gold coins and a golden brick.

08:51 AM Notes from the arena: Sleighbaybay begs for mercy. Tarot definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 9762 coins.

Special Events
G.E. 4506
Tarot — 77th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “♞Let me read your cards✓♘”, stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Toastwyrm. He thinks that a Subconscientious Objector slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Bosswell has to offer.

07:35
The trader recognized the Godville Times (anniversary edition) 🎉 as a long lost piece of his soul, and offered me 4000 gold coins for it, which I recognized as a long lost part of my beer budget.

Day 4267 g.e. • Improving ideas is Toastwyrm’s raison d’etre.