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Tarot

level 41

♞Let me read your cards♘

Age 6 months 29 days
Personality wicked
Guild Knights who say Ni
(hierarch)
Monsters Killed about 31 thousand
Death Count 12
Wins / Losses 65 / 66
Temple Completed at 04/12/2021
Wood for Ark 0.5%
Savings 26 thousand (0.1%)
Pet Ballpoint penguin Chewy

Equipment

Weapon blade of grass +50
Shield Faraday cage +50
Head mithril braces +49
Body robe of battle meditation +52
Arms cold shoulder pads +52
Legs utility kilt +50
Talisman broken mirror +50

Skills

  • asynchronous swimming level 26
  • eye scream level 26
  • radiokinesis level 21
  • foot massage level 19
  • intimate tickling level 18
  • electrostatic discharge level 15
  • pseudopod attack level 13
  • cash whistle level 11
  • instant hairloss level 6

Pantheons

Gratitude1438
Templehood37432
Gladiatorship9781
Mastery8200
Survival3815
Savings7666
Destruction617
Arkeology7646
Duelers701
Unity1
Popularity3
Duelery6
Adventure9

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Tarot’s Origin

I have finally done it. I have contacted a god! Um well,… I mean I have totally contacted many more gods before this one, so it’s not too big of a deal, heh. Anyways, It happened when I was going through my normal day of business of scami- enlightening townsfolk when suddenly, my toaster just popped. Slightly annoyed, I pulled the bread out of the toaster and ate it. Somebody must have snuck into my tent when i wasn’t looking or something, because I didn’t even buy any bread that week.

Evidently, this did not please the sender, because the next thing I knew, a lightning bolt burnt a hole through my tent and hit my toaster. When the smoke faded, the side had been branded with an emblem of a wyrm going in an infinity symbol with a piece of bread behind it.

Apparently, this god Toastwyrm, is the sole reason for all the messages burnt into toast. Other gods queue up the messages, but he is the one who burns and delivers the toast to heroes. The fact that I managed to contact this god means that there are so many more gods than I thought. I thought these “heros” were pretending to have a god for the Hero Discount at the taverns. I mean, thats my whole lifestyle! You wouldn’t believe the amount of gold people will give for you to preten-Uh… contact the gods!

Well apparently, Toastwyrm did not appreciate my ABSOLUTELY LEGITIMATE BUSINESS, as he decided to burn it down instead of just asking for me to change directions. I mean I guess he did a couple times on toast, but you can never know for sure what’s a god and what’s a coincidence you know?. So for now, I have decided to take up adventuring. Given my credentials, it’s the only other job I can get, so i guess my only choice is becoming a hero in the name of Toastwyrm!

Temple Progress

10/31/20 25%: I just finished laying the 250th brick on Halloween 2020. I feel like my third eye’s vision has been increased. Spooky!

Pets

Chewy: ballpoint penguin
Phases Shaggy, Neat, Mighty, Wild

Newspaper Games

Highest Bingo Score: 26
Best Crossword Place: 11
Highest Godpower Cap: 33

Duels of Honour

08:19 AM Notes from the arena: Sleighbaybay is on her knees. Tarot salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2400 gold coins and a golden brick.

08:51 AM Notes from the arena: Sleighbaybay begs for mercy. Tarot definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 9762 coins.