Hero

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Harled

level 81

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Age 8 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 248 thousand
Death Count 119
Wins / Losses 4 / 2
Temple Completed at 05/22/2016
Ark Completed at 01/24/2018 (170.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 480m, 440f (44.0%)
Savings 7M, 569k (25.2%)
Pet Grounded hog Chuck 26th level

Equipment

Weapon atomizer +91
Shield psychological defense mechanism +90
Head two-way mirror shades +92
Body blackhawk down jacket +91
Arms spiral galaxy arm +91
Legs steelettos +90
Talisman portrait of the president +92

Skills

  • inept singing level 77
  • seasickness level 60
  • forced generosity level 59
  • quantum fireball level 55
  • rays of love level 50
  • cash whistle level 50
  • elbow bite level 47
  • dove of peace level 41
  • sober view level 37
  • selfish interest level 37

Pantheons

Might11806
Templehood17259

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

An ode to Googly Eyes, part one:

Oh googly eyes, you domes of plastic, your uses go from subtle to drastic! Burma-Shave

Oh googly eyes, you make me frantic. When you stare like that, I just turn spastic! Burma-Shave

Oh googly eyes, your quivering stare, other earthquake detectors, just don’t compare! Burma-Shave

Oh googly eyes, your extensive stare, how do you know of my love affair? Burma-Shave

Oh googly eyes, on every surface, your vacant stare, it serves no purpose. Burma-Shave